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only 3 kinds of people in the world.... by wkayl
Started on: 03-02-2000 11:38 AM
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Report this Post03-02-2000 11:38 AM Click Here to See the Profile for wkaylClick Here to Email wkaylSend a Private Message to wkaylDirect Link to This Post
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't.

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Report this Post03-02-2000 12:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ShinerClick Here to Email ShinerSend a Private Message to ShinerDirect Link to This Post
How many is that? Anyway, I use a "New Math" system. In New Math, 2+2=5. 2+2=6 is an acceptable answer also.
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Report this Post03-02-2000 12:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RaydarClick Here to Email RaydarSend a Private Message to RaydarDirect Link to This Post
...but only for large values of 2.
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Report this Post03-02-2000 05:04 PM Click Here to See the Profile for kelClick Here to Email kelSend a Private Message to kelDirect Link to This Post
So does 2+2+2+2=11? or 56?
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Report this Post03-02-2000 05:11 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MonkeymanSend a Private Message to MonkeymanDirect Link to This Post
Shiner--You are so dumb. Everyone knows that 2 + 2 = 3!!! Duh!!! I may not have learned much in school, but I know all of my times tables. For example: 2 + 3 = 7, 2 + 4 = 10 (or 11, I forget that one), 2 + 6 = 17.3765, etc. Just ask me any math question. I have the answer to all of them.
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Report this Post03-02-2000 05:19 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ShinerClick Here to Email ShinerSend a Private Message to ShinerDirect Link to This Post
Raydar is right here, it depends on the value of two. 2+2 could equal almost anything!
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Report this Post03-02-2000 05:47 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SCCA FIEROSend a Private Message to SCCA FIERODirect Link to This Post
I hope you guys are right. Uncle Sam says I owe him $1,843, so I sent him a check for $2.00.
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Report this Post03-02-2000 09:15 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MonkeymanSend a Private Message to MonkeymanDirect Link to This Post
Be careful. Uncle Sam uses that "new math", too. Instead of spending 0 days in jail, now you'll have to spend 163 days in jail (0 x 1,843/2).
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Report this Post03-03-2000 09:08 AM Click Here to See the Profile for DJRiceClick Here to Email DJRiceSend a Private Message to DJRiceDirect Link to This Post
[(sin x + cos y)/tan z]*3.1415927=2

I believe that Pythagorus developed that equation along with the pythagorean theroem.

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Report this Post03-03-2000 09:48 AM Click Here to See the Profile for william_thorniiiClick Here to Email william_thorniiiSend a Private Message to william_thorniiiDirect Link to This Post
I had a math teacher in high school that would fill up the boards proving that 1 really equalled 2. That lecture took the full hour to prove and completely lost me in the process. I think that it was as much trickery as anything.... I don't even want to know why he has spent countless hours deriving those equations.

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Report this Post03-03-2000 10:34 AM Click Here to See the Profile for PhilClick Here to Email PhilSend a Private Message to PhilDirect Link to This Post
Couldn't have been Pythagorus' equation for he believed that there was no such thing as a never ending decimal. Didn't believe in 0 either
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Report this Post03-03-2000 04:44 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stsmithgtClick Here to visit stsmithgt's HomePageClick Here to Email stsmithgtSend a Private Message to stsmithgtDirect Link to This Post
Is that a capitol 2?
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Report this Post03-03-2000 07:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MonkeymanSend a Private Message to MonkeymanDirect Link to This Post
I must include my soon-to-be-famous question..."What?"
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Report this Post03-04-2000 05:44 AM Click Here to See the Profile for SCCA FIEROSend a Private Message to SCCA FIERODirect Link to This Post
stsmithgt, that is not a capitol 2. You should know the you never capitolize a 2 after an equel sign.... sheez
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Report this Post03-04-2000 06:16 AM Click Here to See the Profile for MonkeymanSend a Private Message to MonkeymanDirect Link to This Post
wkayl--After re-reading this, I realize that you missed something. You said that there were 3 kinds of people in the world. You only told us about 2. What happened to the other 2?
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Report this Post03-04-2000 10:59 AM Click Here to See the Profile for fierospeederClick Here to visit fierospeeder's HomePageClick Here to Email fierospeederSend a Private Message to fierospeederDirect Link to This Post
I remember my teacher doing the problem for 1=2 but it took only 3 minutes.
I forgot what the equation is to get to it, but the only way for it to work is if you can divide by zero.
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Report this Post03-04-2000 08:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FormulaSend a Private Message to FormulaDirect Link to This Post
2/0=1 I'll punch it in to the monkeycalculator.........

2/0=ERROR........

This tells me that O = 1 and since there is 1 O in error so this means 2=1. RIGHT?

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:::scratching head:::
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