We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_^^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his Ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked (Okay,11!)

11. No one ever steals your chair.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
....and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

Wow, that whole ass thing was pretty creative! SXM.