If this offends anyone LMK and I'll delete it.

OH MY!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!! That's a good one! I don't care if you delete it or not. I've already saved it for future reference.

that is funny!

reminds of the very 1st school dance i dj'd at. it was also the very first dance in a brand new school...

i was playin some pretty hardcore "booty" music & a circle formed of to the side out of the lights. it was real tight so teachers couldnt get in...i originally thought it was a fight but when some teachers finally got in 2 students were goin at it on the dance floor. all i gotta say is that i should have gone to more dances in highschool.

why would the mastercard be there?

fierospeeder--Apparently you've never seen the M/C commercials on TV. Most of them go something like this: "Tickets to Bermuda-$500. New luggage-$275. New beach towels-$50. Piece and quiet-Priceless."

yes i have seen that those commercials, i watch tv all the time, but i hope noone finds this joke offensive but its related to cards being in girly panties.

Theres three guys at a stripclub. A white guy a black guy and a jewish guy. Theres a chick dancing in front of them and the white guy pulls a dollar bill, licks it and puts it on her right breast. The black guy is enjoying her dancing so he gets a dollar bill, licks it and puts it on her left breast. So the jewish guy pulls his atm card out slides it between her legs and grabs the two bills.

LOL. I haven't heard that one in a while

LMAO

dialkyldithiophosphate hmmmmmmm.......LOL