I went to a movie with my girlfriend. (So far it sounds normal). we are sitting in the movie theater watching a completly stupid movie about Galaxy something (There is a Fiero in the parking lot scene)(but its not worth the 5 bucks to get in, Its the movie with tim allen). And out of nowhere she sneezes. She started to laugh like crazy. I looked at her and asked her whats so funny, and she said she peed herself. I promised not to tell anyone.
Jan 25th, 2000
Posts: 475 From: Paris, Ontario, Canada Registered: Nov 1999
Prolonged labor? Can't stand the noise? Why, waft a little pepper around. WACHOO!! Or maybe it was the enormous devolutionary cost if men put that kind of launch pressure on it every time they sneezed.
Posts: 31663 From: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Registered: Apr 99
My g/f said she'd beat my a$$ if I ever posted anything like this about her... Formula, she thinks you should be beat down. She did say it was funny.. oh yeah, and she thinks all of you are jerks. hehe rofl
Posts: 15796 From: N. Wilkesboro, NC, USA Registered: Nov 1999
We aren't ALL jerks. Some of us are: losers, morons, idiots, weirdos, bastards, butt-heads, etc. I'm not calling anybody names. Most (OK-all) of these (plus a few more) have been spoken in my honor. I am referred to by one ex-wife as Mr. Richard Cranium.
[This message has been edited by Monkeyman (edited 01-29-2000).]