I went to a movie with my girlfriend. (So far it sounds normal).
we are sitting in the movie theater watching a completly stupid movie about Galaxy something (There is a Fiero in the parking lot scene)(but its not worth the 5 bucks to get in, Its the movie with tim allen). And out of nowhere she sneezes. She started to laugh like crazy. I looked at her and asked her whats so funny, and she said she peed herself. I promised not to tell anyone.

LMAO

that aint funny, its sick

hope you didnt let her in the fiero after that

[This message has been edited by billfredmike24 (edited 01-25-2000).]

It's funny if you're in your 20's...tragic if you're in your 50's.

Better invest in a passenger side "wet okole" before it's too late.

Next time you sneeze, start laughing and tell her you need a clean pair of shorts...her reaction to that will say a lot about your relationship.

Oh, what the hell, get the drivers side "wet okole" too.

That's one thing of the female anotomy that I will never understand... Sneezing & peeing... What evolutionary advantage did that gave to women?

Remind me not to tell Formula any secrets.

Prolonged labor? Can't stand the noise? Why, waft a little pepper around. WACHOO!! Or maybe it was the enormous devolutionary cost if men put that kind of launch pressure on it every time they sneezed.

Formula, we wanna know what happens when she coughs.

Yeah, how's that grab you?

You guys are sick individuals.

Phaeton -- That's one of the funniest things that I have ever read! LMAO for like 5 minutes!
I'll let my girlfriend read this and see what she says.. hehe

My g/f said she'd beat my a$$ if I ever posted anything like this about her... Formula, she thinks you should be beat down. She did say it was funny.. oh yeah, and she thinks all of you are jerks. hehe rofl

We aren't ALL jerks. Some of us are: losers, morons, idiots, weirdos, bastards, butt-heads, etc. I'm not calling anybody names. Most (OK-all) of these (plus a few more) have been spoken in my honor. I am referred to by one ex-wife as Mr. Richard Cranium.

[This message has been edited by Monkeyman (edited 01-29-2000).]