Yesterday morning I stepped out to go to work, and notice the street asphalt around the bumper of my wifes truck is white. I thought it was odd, but did not investigate. I looked down the street and saw someone littered a plastic bottle in my yard. I went to pick it up, and noticed it was toilet bowl cleaner. The bottle was right in front of my Fiero. Upon closer inspection, I saw that some low life drag on society took a run at all 3 of my vehicles. The truck had it squirted down the drivers side, the Taurus in the drive had it from front to back, and the fiero had it from back to front on the drivers top side.
So I got out the hose, and the wash bucket, and deluged the vehicles, then scrubbed the cars with my wash mit and plenty of soap. Ultimately no damage done, but I did file a police report.
When I saw the bottle in my yard and the trails down the vehicles, my heart sank and I thought "oh no, brake fluid!". Turns out this low iq'd subsidized by the state drag on my income was probably buying his at home dna test at the local walgreens when it hit him that he hadn't risen to the occasion to destroy someones property in a while. Luckily he was in the toilet cleaner aisle instead of the automotive aisle when his sub morinic brain fired a few times and his in-bread instinct to steal had him grab the nearest bottle of something he could shove down his pants. Too bad it didn't leak in there and burn away his ability to pass on his worthless entitlement mentality genes.
Oh well, all my cars are clean.....
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americasfuture2k Member
Posts: 7131 From: Edmond, Oklahoma Registered: Jan 2006
Lucky it didn't damage the cars as well. That cleaner contains bleach! On a somewhat related topic though, I have used Spray and Wash for years to remover road tar and it works great!
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mid engine monsters Member
Posts: 754 From: south alabama Registered: May 2009
have you pulled out in front of someone too slow lately or cut them off or anything like that ,might give you a clue what they drive ,sounds like they have a beef with you
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DLCLK87GT Member
Posts: 2717 From: South Jersey, USA Registered: Feb 2009
Waste of air. Luckily they WERE an idiot and used something that didn’t burn the paint. And I’d have to agree with M.E.M., sounds personal. Usually idiots doing that type of stuff will hit all the cars they can on the way down the street and not single out just 3 cars in front of 1 house….assuming your 3 cars weren’t the only 3 on the street. And you know they were a Mensa member, wrong stuff AND left behind the bottle with their fingerprints on it.
The only way I can see it was personal is I fly the banner and the USMC colors outside my house. Musta offended an obama voter. I am suprised they take food stamps for bowl cleaner....
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grkboy707 Member
Posts: 3019 From: Kingsville, MD Registered: May 2009