Discout Auto Employee 1: Fiero, huh? My buddy had one of those when we were in high school. He had to squirt starting fluid down in the carb to get it to start, but once it started it would run like a champ!

Discount Auto Employee 2: Is it true that you have to drop the engine to change the spark plugs?
Me: Only if your gonna change all 6.

I was at the car lot looking at my SE, the guy that owned the lot came out and told me he just bought it from the auction and didn't know much about it except that he doesn't see many of them any more.
I'm looking to over and he tells me that the passenger window won't roll up, I looked down in the door and said "That's cuz there isn't a window there" He looks and says "well, you're right". Then I popped the hood and said "Well S$%T! So is the danged engine" It took him a second to recover and say "It's in the back" Then I told him that I had owned 5 Fieros before this one.

I recently took my car to get it worked on and when I told the mechanic what it was his reply "I'm sorry".

A co-worker ask me how I could afford to drive a $300,000 sports car after I told him what it was. )