I have an alternate proposal. Next Saturday, 6/23, at the Crossroads 20 theatre in Cary, they are showing The Fast and the Furious. As an advertising tie-in, they've invited a bunch of ricer clubs to have a car show at the teater that afternoon. "Fast as Nutz Racing", a Raleigh area Honda club, and couple others, I think, will be there. I think it would be fun to have a convoy of Fieros come in and have our own get together! Especially anyone with highly modded or V8 Fieros? Any local Northstar dudes wanna show these ricers what the "Fist of the Northstar" is ALL ABOUT!
Failing that, I'm thinking about taping a couple of Folger's cans to my exhaust pipes, and sticking my 9" K&N cone out the driver's side engine vent and asking if I can join their kewl kar klub! 
Oh, yeah, and put an "R-uh" sticker on my fender, so I'm driving a Forumla R-uh. (That was LZeitgeist's idea).