I figured I'd get a better response if I started this over in a new thread. The EGR has been replaced, now to figure out the rest. Here's my tale...
Well.... I purchased this vehicle the other day and flew to pick it up- sight unseen, taking the word of another member that the car was in "turn key" condition barring a few minor cosmetic issues. Here's what I drove home over 7 hours with...

And then there's this?


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... and then here's one reason my trunk doesn't unlock without a key...

My next question is going to be about the vacuum thing. The motor is a 2.8, with a 5 speed transmission. I remember the vacuum thing being hooked up on my last Fiero, but can't remember how.
Please feel free to shed some light on what's going on here.