Gravity bleed your brakes?
API Denver, Colorado: Researchers have discovered an intact 1987 Pontiac Fiero after digging through 600 feet of ice and snow. Mysteriously, all four bleeder valves were open on the relic. Scientists believe that the owner probably heard that brakes could be blead by gravity. As you know, the current ice age began 300 years ago and everyone is thrilled that the ice is finally receeding. However, hydraulic fluid has still not made it to the callipers on this interesting archive, so scientists have decided to leave the car burried just to see how long it really does take to bleed brakes by gravity!
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