Yay, another funny trashed thread. This is like having Springer at work!! I just have to piss someone off today, because I'm in a bad mood that I didn't get Veterans Day off yesterday, and, well, I'm a Veteran.
So anyway, I thought I'd give everyone an ignorance recap of the one who is continually pointing the ignorance finger....

quote Originally posted by Phranc: It is a dividend fund. It is divided between the citizens. More citizens means smaller checks since it needs to be divided amongst every one. That means when its paid out it is not always the same. There are to major factors. Company sales and number of people. By the way felons are exempt. Its much harder to dumb it down enough for you then it is for most other people to understand. You do need education as its evident in your ignorance laden posts you have no idea how it works.

- "its paid" is used as "it is paid" so it should be a contraction: "it's paid"
- "to major factors" I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be "two major factors", and while we're at it, there shouldn't be a period there. It should read as:
"There are two major factors: 1) Company sales, and 2) Number of people." or something along those lines.
- "for you then it is" should read "for you than it is"
- "its evident" again, should read "it's evident"
- "ignorance laden posts" I'm fairly sure should be read as "ignorant laden posts" as in using ignorant as an adjective...

quote Originally posted by Phranc: Yes, condescending. Better then ignorant. Like you are about my personal life. Do you like being ignorant? I ask because because you are so often. You were just corrected on the dividend fund and then you go right back to showing your ignorance by failing in your weak personal attacks.

Well, at least he got "condescending" spelled correctly...
- "Better then ignorant" should be read "Better than ignorant", and again, these should be combined to form a complete thought, such as "Yes, I'm condescending, but that's better than being ignorant, like you are about my personal life." I'm unsure about you guys, but I think I'd rather have most people ignorant about my personal life...
- "I ask because because" Um, well, I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Maybe it's Tourette's of the fingers; I'm not totally sure.

quote Originally posted by Phranc: Wow you just cant help your self can you. You really are ignorant. You must be one blissful bastard. Its not that you are just ignorant but you go on to spout off more ignorance with every post. You sound like you are really sure you know what you are talking about but you don't. I'm sure you think you do. But you are wrong just like you were wrong in your last few posts. Maybe you should educate your self on the old saying about how its better to stay silent and thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

- "Wow you just" should be read as "Wow, you just" or even better: "Wow! You just"
- "cant help your self" should be "can't help yourself". Can't is a contraction, much like "it's", and yourself is one word.
- "just ignorant but" should be "just ignorant, but".
- ""I'm sure you think you do. But you" should be "I'm sure you think you do, but you".
- "your self" again, should be "yourself"
- "better to stay silent and thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt" is an actual quote, and it is said thusly:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." --Abraham Lincoln
(google is your friend)

quote Originally posted by Phranc: And yet another ignorant post. For some one who doesn't get "troubled by yappy dogs" you sure got all bent out of shape and used profanity along with pathetic personal attacks when I showed you to be ignorant. And you showed it by being even more ignorant.

- "For some one" should be read "For someone"
- "yappy dogs" you" should be "yappy dogs", you" (note the comma). There should also be a 'have' in there somewhere, like "you sure have gotten all bent"
- "showed you to be ignorant. And you showed it by being even more ignorant" Ah, the ignorance of ignorance, straight from the department of redundancy department. This should read "showed you to be ignorant, and you showed it by being even more ignorant", and 'it' is a pronoun that should reference an actual noun. What did he show by being more ignorant then your self? Why, I reckon he dun showed us his there ignornce an such...

quote Originally posted by Phranc: Well now that explains you red bar and what is this your 2nd or 3rd account on here? 4th maybe? And to your ignorant "Disney Channel sensibilities" comment. They are not mine. They are Cliff's since this is a family friendly forum. Yet another shining example of your ongoing ignorance. As much as I'd like to keep pointing that out you have ended your entertainment and relevance value. If you want to keep marginalizing your self even further be my guest.

- "explains you red bar" I'm pretty sure is supposed to be "explains your red bar," (with the comma as well).
- "what is this" should be "what is this,"
- "4th maybe?" should be "Or maybe it's your 4th account?" (still needs to be a complete thought)
- "And to your" should be more along the lines of "And regarding your"
- "sensibilities" comment. They" should be "sensibilities" comment, they"
- "are not mine. They" should be read "are not mine; they" (check out the usage of a semicolon; they're extremely cool )
- "Cliff's since" should be "Cliff's, since"
- "marginalizing your self even further be" needs to be "marginalizing yourself even further, be" (again, yourself is one word, and there should be a comma after further)

So how in the world is he getting all these really cool big words like "marginalizing" and "sensibilities" correct? Oh yes, the spell checker is a wonderful tool, however, a simple one, such as the one employed here in PFF doesn't tend to catch grammatical errors like MSWord might. So basically, the little red squiggly line doesn't pop up on "your self" and "its", because those words within themselves are perfectly valid words.
In any case, good luck with your ignorance crusade; I can't wait to see the flames from this post!
Have a great day!

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quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: dude u pwned phranc

Hehe, thanks... I'm surprised there aren't more responses. Oh well, I'll just use this one to check my avatar and signature...

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