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calamityjane NOV 08, 02:40 AM
Who the h3ll is willy peter.

Jane

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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality

maryjane NOV 08, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by calamityjane:

Who the h3ll is willy peter.

Jane




Phonetic translation of White Phospherous artillery, mortar, or air delivered munition round. Using phonetic alphabet prevents having too many charlie foxtrots. Had a big one last tuesday.

Back On Holiday NOV 08, 10:22 AM
both my cats are male, and neutered.... but for some reason at 3am this morning the one cat was dry humping the other one, pulled him off and his "Weiner" was hanging out.... thought it fit in with this conversation

back to.... In Before Trashcan part II!
Toddster NOV 08, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by cliffw:

Stan, you should consider writing a book, .



Well if Jack Kerouac could get away with writing a single sentence 300 pages long, why not!?
fierobear NOV 08, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by maryjane:


Phonetic translation of White Phospherous artillery, mortar, or air delivered munition round. Using phonetic alphabet prevents having too many charlie foxtrots. Had a big one last tuesday.



snicker, snicker, snicker

blakeinspace NOV 08, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Cheever3000:

I thought this thread was going to be about Ann Hathaway.



quite possibly the most under rated post this forum has ever read.
Fiero84Freak NOV 08, 12:27 PM
I love Uhlanstan's posts because it gives me a chance to rant myself. I also gave you a + rating because at least you're willing to speak on what you believe, even if it's a bit difficult to understand at times...

I'm going to try and cover every base here.


Me and my fiancee work for the government - specifically, we both work for former President Clinton. I will tell you something right now, I don't pledge allegiance to any political party. I work for Clinton because it gives me a chance to promote public service and do something better for people. I am twenty-five, probably lower middle-class, live in a small apartment, and work two jobs and go to school. I'm pretty common as any other 'American'.


I keep wondering why the hell people are so against gay people. They're here to stay. They've been here since early cave man times. Deal with it. I bring up a strong case in point around me locally. When we voted earlier in the week, one of the petitions coming up in Arkansas was 'Act 1'. This law if passed would prevent gays from adopting children - at least that's how it sounded to the common people. The Arkansas state government reworded the question to make it seem like it was bad. What it didn't mention was that this act would prevent ALL non-married persons from adopting children, gay or straight. Now it is currently impossible for any single person to adopt a child, even though a lot of single people often adopt children for companionship. Also since there is a strong sense of 'family' here in Arkansas, less children are being adopted. Now it makes it nearly impossible. Nice. Thanks a lot gay-phobia.

All we had to do was vote 'no' and allow gays to adopt. People act like children around gay people are going to be gay themselves. Being gay isn't something you 'learn'. You can't learn 'gay'. That's the most retarded senseless crap I've ever heard people say. Your genetics determine this. Science proves that. You know when your young whether or not you like the same sex. If you do, oh well. You're gay. Is it wrong? Society seems to think so. Why? Because we haven't advanced socially far enough. We have come a long way, but we still have rampant gay-phobia. Why? Are the gays going to come and catch you and suck your brains and make you gay? I don't think so. If you drink out of a gay person's cup are you going to turn gay? Nope. You're not getting butt humped. You'll be fine.


What's this large scare of guns being taken away too - especially here on the forum? I really don't get it. YOU DO REALIZE IT IS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT THAT GUNS ARE GOING TO STAY, RIGHT?! That's the great, AND BAD, thing about America. Remember we've tried to combat the constitution before. It was called 'prohibition'. It didn't work. You seriously think that laws passed to enforce mass gun control is going to work? I don't think so.

I for one am for considerable gun control personally - somewhat an oxymoron because I own a .38 (I've had a few revolvers, but I only own ONE gun at a time). It has nothing to do with political affiliation, but I get tired of seeing people around me and in America getting killed by guns. Don't argue here. Don't say bulls*** like 'guns don't kill people'. GUNS F***ING KILL PEOPLE! Retards that get guns easily and pull the trigger are at fault, but having access to guns in the first place CAUSES THE PROBLEM. If I go out and shot somebody now it's not my fault... well it is... but the fact that I was allowed to have a gun in the first place puts considerable blame there. The reason why I know nothing will ever be done about it is because it doesn't matter what you outlaw, people will find ways to kill. Be it guns, knives, bats, automobiles. If you outlaw one reason people are killed, why not the others? It took nearly two hundred years for us to find a correct interpretation of the First Amendment. It will be even longer to understand how to control guns, which I feel we never will in this lifetime. Stop freaking out. Your guns aren't going anywhere.


I also think it's somewhat silly that a lot of you are against the upcoming presidential-elect, even if that's not what I fully got out of yours and other posts here but I get that out of the recent posts about what will happen next year and gun control. I will tell you this now - I would have voted for Obama even if he were Republican. Why? He is a strong, influential leader that America needs.

Currently, the image of America to other nations is that we are a society embedded on traditional values. We went through 43 white male presidents. Other countries all over the world have advanced. There are female presidents in Europe. A prisoner, Mandella, became leader of South Africa. All these happenings around the world - and we elect the same type of leader. Obama is going to show to the world that we are able to advance as a society. It's not specifically about political affiliation. It shows that a minority, of relative close African acestry, is able to lead the largest nation of the 'free' world. This new leader is to show the world that we actually practice what we preach about diversity.

I say this in that maybe in the slight hope that my vote mattered, but it didn't. The electorial college elected Obama - the government. I for one am against the electorial college. I think it's unnecessary. The original idea of the electorial college is that it would be put into placed because votes could become lost or altered (remember this was during colonial times), but it's also there because there is a clause in there that states nearly to the same effect here that THE ELECTORIAL COLLEGE WILL BE PUT INTO PLACE FOR THE BETTER OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. That's right. That essentially means that the government decides what is best, even if it goes against popular ideals. Want to know why Bush was re-elected in 2004? It's what the government thought was necessary. We were (and still are) at war. We didn't want to bring a man in who preaches about energy conversation and alternative fuel (Gore). That's not the American way. Lets bring in the good-ole-boy again from Texas to lead the country, even if we cringe each time he goes up to speak. The government finally realized that it was better to put a diversified president up there that can lead the country rather than an old man that is going to be on a cane in two years and die in office, and then Palin would be president **shudders**.


America is great. It what allows us members who are originally brought together by a love for a small American commuter sports car to go into an off-topic section and talk about what we believe in.

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84Bill NOV 08, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by uhlanstan:

I only seek to be accepted among my peer group[ of Fiero owners ,, this is why my post are so gentle and timmid,

Hating me is good but look around beyondith your yard .. .
Stand by on the guns target rich enviroment,, steady now hold ,hold, target !!! white ugly senile grumpy angry Uhlanstan !! Shell H E fuze airburst ..,,,full Forum !! FIRE FOR EFFECT




LOL

Dammit man.... I gotta have a beer with you one of these days... Gentle and timid LMFAO!! Love ya like a brother man.

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fierobear NOV 08, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Fiero84Freak:

I also think it's somewhat silly that a lot of you are against the upcoming presidential-elect, even if that's not what I fully got out of yours and other posts here but I get that out of the recent posts about what will happen next year and gun control. I will tell you this now - I would have voted for Obama even if he were Republican. Why? He is a strong, influential leader that America needs.




But leading us...where? Change? Change to what? Those questions needed to be answered. We got some answers, just look on his website. Other questions remain unanswered. We don't just need a strong leader, we need one who will lead us in the right direction. Socialism isn't the right direction. The far, far left isn't the right direction. We don't need a "Civilian National Security Force". We don't need the 2nd amendment weakened. All the stuff I just said can be found in Obama's own words or on his website.

uhlanstan NOV 09, 12:17 PM
answers to your post,have no idea who ann hathaway is must be a celebrity
Write my Senator..I do about military issue,s and illegal,My senator is probably bent over a barral right now,hands and feet chain to the ground ,,recieving a Pancho Villa turd packing
Nobody looks or acts like me tho my face is not so crooked now,,I no longer dribble spittle down my chin and selom crap on my self now.
Life is not perfect,, the gay activist are the reason fewer kids will be adopted
Return traditional values,most of the new stuff sucks
Pallin worth 1,000,000 Hussein Obama,s,, the stories about her are crap,,95% lies, to convince the uninformed who only check out the headlines
Unfortunately the right direction is not the correct direction.We need strong leadership in hard times
Most gays are good people who just enjoy poop ramming & streched lips,,I understand why some women are gay,, some I have seen are wombat ugly & tasmanian devil mean. I have seen the destruction with my eyes and heard with my ears the cries and sobs
Many of us are born with feelings that are different, then some of us just make bad choices..I understand this from my own life..
The reason our society is being destroyed is because of acceptance of many different types of creepazoids!! and a lack of respect for others,,a lack of respect for our society ,,Our reactions in traffic are a perfect example,,
when we destroy our auto industry that will start a slow change,, but it will be to late ..The destruction of our economy and the newspapers and major network failure to report this to protect the democrats & the Obiteme team may destroy us now ..Fortunately the economy may be strong enough to survive this ..People are afraid they will lose thier retirement including confiscation of 401 k ect and thier reaction could escalate.
there is a high percentage of queer men who can not control there urges,and the majority enable the predators,, the gay predators do damage way out of proportion to thier numbers,,This is allowed by women wanting counciling for the creeps and men often do nothing for fear of thier own prosecusion,,and the majority of queer molestation cases against boys go unreported to law enforcement...

Well sweeties have to go big lingerie sale at my macy,s store!! Bras and frilly lacy panties (I prefer red)in large size,s 1/2 price off..ends at 4 pm.....aahhhh for the girl friend of course

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