Somebody call a doctor...I'm dying laughing! (Page 3/40)
stimpy JUN 26, 01:32 PM
I just can't wait for George W.'s memoirs. It will have pretty pictures!
I'm Back JUN 26, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by stimpy:

I just can't wait for George W.'s memoirs. It will have pretty pictures!


And connect the dots.

frontal lobe JUN 27, 03:16 AM
That was funny.
trailboss JUN 27, 09:12 AM
I like Ann Coulters take from her column titled "mobys dick";

But Clinton thinks people are dying to read 900 pages about his very ordinary life. He views being president as just one more episode in a life that is fascinating in all its stages because he is just so fascinating as a person -- at least to himself. In a perverse way, it's utterly appropriate. What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies and the felonies. Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.


84Bill JUN 27, 09:58 AM

Love it!

DJRice JUN 27, 12:18 PM
Harry Potter rules, Bill Clinton drools!
I'm Back JUN 27, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by trailboss:

I like Ann Coulters take from her column titled "mobys dick";

But Clinton thinks people are dying to read 900 pages about his very ordinary life. He views being president as just one more episode in a life that is fascinating in all its stages because he is just so fascinating as a person -- at least to himself. In a perverse way, it's utterly appropriate. What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies and the felonies. Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.


Good point, his legacy won't be memorialized with such greats as:

1. The Overtime Bill
2. A worthless/fruitlesss war that will net over 1k American deaths before the elction
3. Record job losses
4. Record deficits
5. Record stock market drops (although it appears they may recover enough for him to lose that titleb4 the election)
6. Revoked rules that reduced the acceptable levels of arsenic in drinking water.
7. Killed the Ergonomics Bill
8. Cut the budget of the Environmental Protection Agency by $500 million.

Oh, what the hell; look for yourselves...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/653153/posts

Another site:

1. Attacked and took over two countries.
2. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
3. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
4. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
5. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
7. First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
(like that's a bad thing with our criminal president)
8. Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
9. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
10. My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
11. First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
12. Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
13. In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
14. Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/04/23_resume.html

Clinton's resume:

Helped make America a great, proserous place; most prosperous in history. Oh, screwed as many hags as possible too, but I guess that revokes the rest of the great things he's done, right? I see the neo-con agenda; keep the male's penises out of the wrong places, even if it litteraly means the end of the world.

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maryjane JUN 27, 01:09 PM

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Not even Nixon or LBJ

Don't know about books, but there are several million veterans who would like to pee on his grave. (LBJ)

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JohnnyK JUN 27, 03:10 PM
back to the original topic.. 30% sounds like a smart way to sell it. Take CD's for instance.. new releases are always 14.99, or 12.99, or whatever.. When they get older, they go up to 22.99, etc.. People might already be curious about it, then when they see 30% off, boom.. sold..
84Bill JUN 27, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by I'm Back:



Ya forgot one...
Cough!!! NAFTA.. Cough... gag... ::clears throat::