quote Originally posted by Patrick: What is an "aphorist"?

Me, The King


Now.. consider yourself flogged, lucky and just a tad smarter than the average... peon.

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quote Originally posted by Gokart Mozart: Greed is a permanent slavery. — Ali

Muhammad Ali, Ahh yes, the last hero.

quote The problem is you have to start with logic, something 84bill is lacking.

Then again... I may have rushed to judgement.. Kings often do that.. I am a King you know and because I am a King, I am never mostly wrong.

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I am a King and you can not contest it becasue Kings are uncontestable.

Kings are also easily agitated by ignorance and arrogance of peons such as yourself.

You failed to heed the King's warning, that being me, The King. Now you will suffer the consiquences for your blatent disrespect and infringing upon my domain, that being my most humble personage.

I will now lash out smiting you with accuratly hurled verbiage in retort against your puny insolent domain.. as a pion you have littl that I want but I shall take it anyway.... this is my ammusement... I love killing knave peons.

quote Originally posted by lurker: Why do you ask? because i don't understand what you're getting at.

That is why you are a peon.
You lack initiative and need to be told what to think becasue you can not think for yourself.
You cant even answer your own questions.

Example, Proof:
You do not seek help or Kingly advice from your own sovereign, instead look toward me; The king. Which is why I am a King. You grant me power of though and I use it at will for my own... amusement. I take great delight in such whim.

quote Am I not allowed to play? you may play as much as you like. you may play with others, or if you prefer, you may go and play with yourself.

I am a King and Kings such as myself a King, do not need the permission of peons to play. Nor do they need permission to play with themselves or peons who dare play with him.

I bow to Kings. Cliff is my my most honorable King. I bow to him and give him my respect as such. I will bow before him as will you.. a peon but not to you a mere peon.

Your hypocrisy is deplorable and you should be flogged for foolishy flogging yourself.

quote Why do you call my amusement nonsense? because to me it makes no sense, unless youre trying to go from here to somewhere else, which is why i asked in the first place.

Then bow and leave the King. You have no RIGHT to question me. The King.

quote ok, maybe if i rephrase that.

I grant you permission.. you may proceed.

quote please, oh great wise-***.

Once again you insult your soverign. Such a deplorable act. You are not worthy of Kingship.

You start off with your foot in your mouth. Perhaps crawling would be more befitting an infant such as yourself.

quote bless us with your wisdom, which is incomprehensible to us poor ignorant lowly peons who are beneath your contempt.

Benieth you yes. Contemp no but only to you who think himself above me.

Again you espouse your soveringty to a fools errand. I am a King, a good King I do not look down upon other Kings but only across the equaled plain of my domain.. which you defile continually with your peonness.

quote your brilliance is such that we are blinded by it, and unable to appreciate your wonder.

Then be of the learnid and become mighty and noble as Kings. Rise up from your lowely status and then you MAY appriciate my nobility as well as your own.

Til then.. remain as a wretch and bow before me, your soverignty granted to me for lack of being one worthey of soverignty; unlike myself, a King worthy and aware of his own soverignty over you.

quote perhaps if you spoke in smaller words, preferably in 4 letters or less, and shorter sentences containing subject, object, verb, and as few modifiers as you can manage, your meaning would not elude us so much.

Lurker u r a dip wad.

I am a humble King.. I have failed the test and in doing so achieved a greatness. Thats why I am a King, I can do these things and avoid humiliation with uncompromising integrity.

quote If you are not having fun then why be here and why ruin it for me and those who enjoy my humor? oh, that was humor! HAHahaha! i wasn't aware i was ruining anything. sorry. allow me to grovel.

Ahh.. No I fear you not humored and instead are angry as proved by above. You are a peon. However you may be of some use to me, your King.

As fool in my court you may grant me delight and will be spared death. Better serve me well follish knave.

quote Is this your domain? no, but it is within my range (math joke)

Kings dont need math, only servants who do. You bring to light another use that may be of some serivce.. To me Your King.

quote Are you the King? no. this is america, we only have two kings. the King of R&R (deceased) and the Burger King. all other self-proclaimed kings are likely fakes and pretenders. no offense intended, fetish.

I disagree.. I am a King and as King I say I am therefor I am. I am also American. Your assertions are weak as is your mind and that is why I am King and you mere peon.

quote Why do you ask me to answer your own questions? because it wouldn't make sense to ask you to answer *your* own questions, would it?

Ahh.. perhaps some time off from your self imposed servitude may be of use to you. However you seem to lack the ability and ask instead the help of a sovereign , Me your King, who does say wise things which you ignore and add insult to.

You are not a King, you are a peon becasue you like to be a peon who look to Kings such as myself... The King... for help and give up your rights to him to think for you. Do not complain of your servitude. It is your domain, rule over it as King or impart it to another... Like me Your King and your Lordship. Thank You.

quote It is your right to leave... so leave. Be gone. <insert hand wave here> it shall be as you wish. right away. [cue Trapp family] farewell. adieu. auf wiedersehen. goodbye. [/cue Trapp family] seeya. later, alligator. after a while, crocodile. outa here. gone. vaya con dios. hasta manana. chiao, bambino. .

Again.. be gone with you or I shall hurl more verbiage at you and taunt you a third time.

You can not beat a King, only Kings can beat another King.

Grow up.

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