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maryjane
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JUL 23, 12:40 AM
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It must have been her mother or Grandmother I married then.
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Monkeygal
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JUL 23, 09:09 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Monkeyman:
Odd. We must have the same ex. |
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I guess it was okay that you cheated way before I ever thought about doing anything, Right? I guess its okay for you to screw one of your employees at Village Pantry? Jenn...does that name ring a bell? Oh, wait its okay for you to be an ass, thats what you do best, actually its the only thing you do. Maybe if you could have kept your penis in your pants and the **** off the computer you would have had a chance at staying married.
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pokeyfiero
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JUL 23, 09:52 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Monkeygal:
I guess it was okay that you cheated way before I ever thought about doing anything, Right? I guess its okay for you to screw one of your employees at Village Pantry? Jenn...does that name ring a bell? Oh, wait its okay for you to be an ass, thats what you do best, actually its the only thing you do. Maybe if you could have kept your penis in your pants and the **** off the computer you would have had a chance at staying married. |
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Oh yeah! Well ...... Well..... umm........ You should have tried harder with the fantasy sex slave thing and we could have shared Jenn. So it's all your fault!
BTW I let your goldfish die and I am keeping the Air supply Cd.
Wait a minute. I have no idea who you are. I got confused. Too many 60's back in the drugs, Sorry.
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twofatguys
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JUL 23, 09:55 PM
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. [This message has been edited by twofatguys (edited 07-24-2010).]
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Monkeygal
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JUL 24, 08:37 AM
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Isn't it amazing how the truth will shut some people up? Always has some smart ass remark about me to try and get everyone to feel sorry for him....but maybe its time they all know the truth, so lets take a poll.....
how many of you would have stayed with a spouse who cheated on you?
how many of you would stay with a person who you had not sleep with in over two years when you finally left?
how many of you would have stayed with a person who could not even wait for the ink on the bankruptcy papers to dry before asking you to co-sign on a new truck? (when the jimmy they were driving was perfectly fine)
how many of you would have stayed with a person who slept from the time they got home from work until right before time to go back to work (only taking time to look at p o r n and pound his pud before showering and leaving?
And of course we should mention the straw that broke the camels back....I call him at work to tell him my dad died and the only response i hear is "I'm sorry to hear that" .....please! Then he asks should I ask for time off to go to the funeral? Now come on is that really a question that you should ask someone who you are married to? Wouldn't that be a given? Oh and for those wondering he did not go to the funeral with me.
i could go on for days.......so all you great people who have fallen for his poor pitiful me crap take a look at his true colors, not so colorful when not looking through his rose colored glasses.[This message has been edited by Monkeygal (edited 07-24-2010).]
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ls3mach
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JUL 24, 09:14 AM
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Holy geeze. This thread OWNS!!! ------------------
| quote | Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:
Can you teach me how to dougie?
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MidEngineManiac
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JUL 24, 09:31 AM
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Monkeygal
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JUL 24, 09:48 AM
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what I have mentioned is only about half of the saga........I am sure ex #1 and ex#2 could add a few highlights about his life to the thread.[This message has been edited by Monkeygal (edited 07-24-2010).]
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pokeyfiero
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JUL 24, 12:20 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Monkeygal:
Isn't it amazing how the truth will shut some people up? Always has some smart ass remark about me to try and get everyone to feel sorry for him....but maybe its time they all know the truth, so lets take a poll.....
how many of you would have stayed with a spouse who cheated on you?
how many of you would stay with a person who you had not sleep with in over two years when you finally left?
how many of you would have stayed with a person who could not even wait for the ink on the bankruptcy papers to dry before asking you to co-sign on a new truck? (when the jimmy they were driving was perfectly fine)
how many of you would have stayed with a person who slept from the time they got home from work until right before time to go back to work (only taking time to look at p o r n and pound his pud before showering and leaving?
And of course we should mention the straw that broke the camels back....I call him at work to tell him my dad died and the only response i hear is "I'm sorry to hear that" .....please! Then he asks should I ask for time off to go to the funeral? Now come on is that really a question that you should ask someone who you are married to? Wouldn't that be a given? Oh and for those wondering he did not go to the funeral with me.
i could go on for days.......so all you great people who have fallen for his poor pitiful me crap take a look at his true colors, not so colorful when not looking through his rose colored glasses.
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WOW! No banana for two years!
Who would have guessed two Monkeys could be more animated than Mickey and Minnie?
Sounds like you should have tried that fantasy sex slave thing for real!
Alright then. Now that this thread has gotten all Jerry.
MonkeyMAn, Tell us some dirt on monkeygal now.
Oh and tell us about Jenn. Jenn is a freak huh? Just like those pron gals?
Can we get her on the show err..I mean forum?
Come on now lets get your whole lives out there for everybody to scrutinize.
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fierobear
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JUL 24, 12:52 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Monkeygal:
Isn't it amazing how the truth will shut some people up?
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True, except in political threads. I've been trying for YEARS, and they just skip over it and keep talking.
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