Oh? but I was.

If you kneel before my massive literary phallus and open your mouth in defiant retort without first understanding the difference between literal and literary, you are a homophobic homosexual, factually illiterate, should be eliminated from the gene pool. And, forget about being an idiot because you suck.

Well it did come out of my brain spontaneously and I find it rather odd myself.

Perhaps I am an "odd duck" as you said, your definition has partially proven that I've gone insane
On the other hand, my definition would also seem to have been proven since we both understand my quackery.

However you mentioned "without you thinking about it, you've gone totally insane". Well Johnny you and I have obviously thought about it so does that make us sane or insane? I say that we are sane.

It would seem we are right back where we started with this conundrum. That would indicate all we have done in the last few posts is go in a circle. That would prove we both have gone insane by talking in circles and never getting anywhere.. Clearly an insane thing to do.

Hummm... Somehow I don't think that is entirely true.
It would appear that when I said "I'll go right and you go left and we will put some distance between us and this canundrum" we have continued to face eachother in an oddly agreeable yet insane dance.

I must say however I am enjoying this crazy dance of ours and it is my pleasure to have a fine dance partner such as yourself. I can see quite clearly that I have not stepped on your toes and nor you mine.

Would it be logical to think that we are indeed sane and others are not, nor do they posess the grace, style or inclination needed to dance in such a fine fashion?

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