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madcurl
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JAN 14, 05:39 PM
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Around mid last December, this young dude rings my door bell asking for donation for his high school trip or something. I asked him for credentials and guess what; the dude didn't have any. However, he gave me a lame excuse about not having them, but forgot about them at home. He did have some type of lame note of some sort, but it wasn't stating anything that was on the up & up; besides, he wore baggy pant that was dragging on his jackass. You'll need to be presentable if you come to my door; suit and tie isn't an option! Anyway, back to the story.
I'm thinking (beyond the "beggars" game) he's casing the joint, so I press on for more info. What's your full name, teacher, class, and numbers that I can reach to make a donation and guess what; the suckers now is getting nervous and you can now smell the lies brewing in his head.
I end the conversation by saying, "come back later on when my wife is here, she'll drill later for the details cause I don't give hand outs." The dude jaw drops and then leaves. 30 minutes later while coming back from Block Buster's I see this jackal on the corner smoking. The conclusion; it was a total scam; tying to play me for a fool, but he wasn't expecting a drill sergeant at the door. I wanted to turn my car around and drill him for more info.
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84Bill
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JAN 14, 06:10 PM
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Practice this line Buddy.
Do you believe in Jesus? Do you want to meet him?
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buddycraigg
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JAN 14, 06:26 PM
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"Why did you shoot the perpetrator 15 times?"
"That's all the bullets i had"
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84Bill
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JAN 14, 06:34 PM
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I noticed that your target has a round center as opposed to a black silhouette. I wonder if Al Sharpton had anything to do with that.
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buddycraigg
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JAN 14, 10:09 PM
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well i guess this thread is dead
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84Bill
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JAN 14, 10:28 PM
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So did you get accosted again?
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$Rich$
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JAN 14, 11:54 PM
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wow
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| quote | Originally posted by sostock:
"What you shouldadid was fetch me that shovel from over yonder, now i'm a fixin' to whip your ass ya dick bag."
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buddycraigg
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JAN 15, 12:32 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by 84Bill:
So did you get accosted again? |
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no, there wasn't anyone outside
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Red88FF
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JAN 15, 12:53 AM
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness with a hells angel?
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84Bill
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JAN 15, 01:03 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by Red88FF:
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness with a hells angel?
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Phranc.
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