I thought Turkeys could fly..................................... (Page 1/2)
blackrams NOV 28, 08:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGFtV6-ALoQ
Sage NOV 28, 10:17 AM
I remember that.....classic, epic hilarity!

"Oh the humanity!".......poor Mr. Carlson.....


HAGO!


Happy Thanksgiving to all US "Mericans"

cliffw NOV 28, 10:19 AM
Turkeys can fly.

'It's a bird! It's a plane!' In Alaska, it's both, with a pilot tossing turkeys to rural homes

Happy thankful Thanksgiving to all.
OldsFiero NOV 28, 10:44 AM
Looks like cliffw may not have turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!



blackrams NOV 28, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by cliffw:

Turkeys can fly.

'It's a bird! It's a plane!' In Alaska, it's both, with a pilot tossing turkeys to rural homes

Happy thankful Thanksgiving to all.



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“As far as precision and hitting our target, I am definitely not the best aim,” she joked. “I’ve gotten better, but I have never hit a house, a building, person or dog.”



This would be a good thing.

At one time I was the Production Manager for a company and I would order frozen turkeys for every employee at Thanksgiving. The turkeys would be picked up and available the last working day of the week of Thanksgiving at the close of shift for that day. For some unknown reason we always had turkeys left over that didn't get picked up by the employees so, after everyone had left for the day, I would load up whatever was still there and take if to a homeless shelter for them to enjoy. That number would always vary but, when there's 15 to 20 frozen birds left over ya gotta do something with them. They were very grateful and I always enjoyed doing that.

The funny thing is, the following Monday I would always have employees coming to work wanting to know where they could get their turkeys. We didn't have a way to keep those turkeys refrigerated so they lost out. Some actually asked for the $$$ that a turkey would cost but, that wasn't offered. Just goes to show ya, ya can't please everyone.

To all my friends, have a safe and happy holiday. Remember, you can only refrigerate that left over turkey for so long before it goes bad.

Rams

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cliffw NOV 28, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by blackrams:
To all my friends, have a safe and happy holiday. Remember, you can only refrigerate that left over turkey for so long before it goes bad.
Rams



This seasons warnings say refrigerate only four days and freeze no longer than six months.
cvxjet NOV 28, 12:18 PM
WKRP is my second-favorite TV show....and that is the best episode- and it is based on fact; Hugh Wilson, who created the show, was working originally in advertising and dealt with station WQXI in Atlanta....Jerry Blum (WQXI GM) had turkeys thrown from a semi-truck at a shopping mall as a Thanksgiving promotion.

After the >>badly received<< promotion, Blum stated "I didn’t know turkeys couldn't fly".

In Guitar Player magazine, for years, WKRP was rated "Best radio station" even though it was just a TV show.

(My fav' tv show is "Gilligan's Island"- and don't ask how good an imitation of Gilligan I can do!)
blackrams NOV 28, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by cliffw:


This seasons warnings say refrigerate only four days and freeze no longer than six months.



Been told that after 4 to 5 days, it makes good fish and bear bait. Wouldn't know for sure, I don't enjoy fishing or meeting bears.......................


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Rams
Learning most of life's lessons the hard way. .
You are only young once but, you can be immature indefinitely.

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Patrick NOV 28, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by blackrams:

The funny thing is, the following Monday I would always have employees coming to work wanting to know where they could get their turkeys. We didn't have a way to keep those turkeys refrigerated so they lost out. Some actually asked for the $$$ that a turkey would cost...



Sounds like those employees were the real turkeys. Damn!

Zeb NOV 29, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by blackrams:


This would be a good thing.

At one time I was the Production Manager for a company and I would order frozen turkeys for every employee at Thanksgiving. The turkeys would be picked up and available the last working day of the week of Thanksgiving at the close of shift for that day.
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Rams




The apocryphal story around one place I worked was about the guy who picked up his turkey, put it in his trunk, and went to the Thanksgiving company party. After he forgot about the turkey. Until he kept wondering where that smell was coming from....


I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving, guys. We don't need More to be thankful, we need to be Thankful more.