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82-T/A [At Work] FEB 29, 11:07 AM



From left to right, Lady #1, #2, #3, #4.


Lady #1 - "I want to love and be loved" Translation: ... as soon as I get citizenship, I'm dumping your ass.
Lady #2 - "Love seeker" Translation: ... I might be older, but I party hard and will prove it, I also drink a lot of red wine.
Lady #3 - "I want to connect with you" Translation: ... I have a cocaine addiction.
Lady #4 - "Me? Happy and kind-hearted" Translation: ... I killed my last husband, will you be next?


82-T/A [At Work] FEB 29, 11:31 AM



"Westlaw, what's that? I'm going to use these old-ass caselaw books from the 80s that all lawyers have on their shelves to look fancy!"
williegoat FEB 29, 01:21 PM
maryjane FEB 29, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:




From left to right, Lady #1, #2, #3, #4.


Lady #1 - "I want to love and be loved" Translation: ... as soon as I get citizenship, I'm dumping your ass.
Lady #2 - "Love seeker" Translation: ... I might be older, but I party hard and will prove it, I also drink a lot of red wine.
Lady #3 - "I want to connect with you" Translation: ... I have a cocaine addiction.
Lady #4 - "Me? Happy and kind-hearted" Translation: ... I killed my last husband, will you be next?




I don't find any of the 4 attractive but I think I know the reason.
Are those Pre, or Post op pictures?

82-T/A [At Work] FEB 29, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by maryjane:
I don't find any of the 4 attractive but I think I know the reason.
Are those Pre, or Post op pictures?



Oh no!!! Hahah

I think the one on the right is probably the one that appeals to me... just because you never know if you're going to survive the night... she might literally be scheming to kill you... and I like to live dangerously. It's part of the challenge... keeps things perpetually interesting. Part of the reason why I married my wife.

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82-T/A [At Work] FEB 29, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by williegoat:





Hah... oh man!
maryjane FEB 29, 03:03 PM
Those 2 blondes look close enough alike that they could almost be sisters..
williegoat MAR 01, 11:47 AM
Tell us what you are doing to us, without telling us what you are doing to us.

williegoat MAR 01, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by maryjane:

Those 2 blondes look close enough alike that they could almost be sisters..



williegoat MAR 01, 02:40 PM


I'm guessing "limited" refers to use of the garage.