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OldsFiero
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MAY 06, 07:43 AM
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Tiger Woods is at a big golf tournament in Ireland. Between rounds, he takes his rented BMW out to tour the countryside. He stops to get gas and as the attendant is filling the car, Tiger gets out to stretch his legs. As he does, two golf tees fall out onto the ground. The attendant says "aye, what be dem tings?" Tiger says " they hold up my balls when I'm driving".
The Irishman says "Jaysus, BMW tink of everyting!"
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shemdogg
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MAY 07, 02:21 PM
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lmao
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IMSA GT
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MAY 07, 10:24 PM
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A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
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OldsFiero
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MAY 08, 07:03 AM
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Wisdom:
An old bull and a young bull are up on a hill. The young bull says " lets run down there and breed a couple of them heifers."
The old bull says "lets WALK down and breed them all."
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cvxjet
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MAY 08, 12:33 PM
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I draw cartoons sometimes- when something funny occurs to me....
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Australian
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MAY 09, 07:49 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? **** [This message has been edited by Australian (edited 05-09-2022).]
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maryjane
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MAY 09, 09:59 AM
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ok
What's long and brown and looks like a stick?
A stick.
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Valkrie9
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MAY 18, 01:52 AM
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Jake_Dragon
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MAY 18, 04:09 PM
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Valkrie9
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MAY 23, 02:48 AM
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Three Brothers
One of two things, Food, or Sex, and what I figure, they are on a mission to get some strange... uh.. Pussy.
 [This message has been edited by Valkrie9 (edited 04-07-2024).]
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