Horse Milk ... $144 A Gallon. (Page 1/1)
cliffw MAR 17, 11:17 PM


Horse milk set for ‘hayday’ as the vitamin-packed drink grows in popularity with Brits

Pun #1 "HayDay".

Pun #2 and #3.


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This could, of course, just be an udderly ridiculous trend. To find out, The Sun on Sunday hoofed it over to farmer Frank Shellard and tried some.



Udderly and hoofed.

Pun #4 ?


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And he is on a mission to change the opinions of those who may bridle at the thought of drinking milk that comes from a horse.



Bridle.

Pun #5 ?


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Still, I wasn’t exactly chomping at the bit to taste test the stuff.



Chomping at the bit.

Pun #6


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And straight out of the starting gate, it’s delicious. The taste, when drunk on its own, is oaty, almondy and slightly sweet.



Straight out of the gate.

It's a real thing. Not fake news. An interesting story. Read the link. I think Frank is going to have the marketing down.


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Frank told me: “One of the reasons people happily drink cows’ milk is because it’s traditionally so well marketed.



williegoat MAR 17, 11:39 PM
The mane takeaway from this tail is that they will have to rein in the runaway expenses if they expect a stable income. Otherwise, don't hitch your star to that wagon.

cliffw MAR 17, 11:47 PM
MidEngineManiac MAR 18, 02:04 AM
4 BUCKS !!! ?????

Thats horse **** !

[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 03-18-2021).]