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cvxjet
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SEP 22, 02:46 PM
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One of my favorite TV shows was "Titus" about a guy running a hot rod shop- and dealing with (Among other things) his really bad father (Played by Stacy Keach)
Chris Titus would tell you about something in his "Neutral space" and then it would play out; Here he tells us about how his father "Taught" him about things...Like 110 volts;
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cliffw
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SEP 23, 01:40 PM
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The best dog in the world ?
The hot dog. It feeds the hand that bites it.
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maryjane
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SEP 24, 11:16 AM
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You have teeth in the palm of your hand?
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Raydar
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SEP 25, 07:37 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by cvxjet:
"Titus" about a guy running a hot rod shop-
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I always thought his girlfriend Erin (Cynthia Watros) was hot. 
Sorry for the hijack. Please carry on.
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blackrams
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SEP 27, 09:58 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Raydar:
I always thought his girlfriend Erin (Cynthia Watros) was hot.
Sorry for the hijack. Please carry on. |
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Well, I would think she was overheating with that sweater on......................... 
Rams
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maryjane
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SEP 28, 09:29 AM
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she's not the only thing that got hot. look at the black scorch marks on the outside of the fireplace behind her..
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maryjane
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SEP 28, 01:16 PM
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I once attended a party and cheated at a limbo contest.
It was the lowest thing I ever did.
It was at that same party, that a travel agent told me he could get me a free trip to Giza Egypt if I got 5 others to sign up and go.
Sounded like a pyramid scheme to me.
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MidEngineManiac
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SEP 28, 04:21 PM
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maryjane
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SEP 30, 10:46 AM
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When I was a boy, my father gave me the money to go down town to pay the electric bill but I bought a raffle ticket for a chance to win a new truck instead.
I told my dad when I got home and he whipped my ass, but the next morning, a new truck showed up in our driveway and we all stood around, hugged and cried, because it was the electric company truck come to shut off our lights.
Dad whipped my ass again.[This message has been edited by maryjane (edited 09-30-2022).]
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Valkrie9
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OCT 01, 07:32 PM
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' My Dog barks some '
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