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DEC 13, 12:28 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by jetman:
This little video is a scream, fair warning, you'll bust a gut laughing at this one. 
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| quote | This video has been removed at the request of copyright owner Sony Pictures Entertainment
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Sony has been known to take down any full length short on youtube but this surprises me because it was only 4 minutes long, but then again, it is copyrighted material. The only Three Stooges video clips left on youtube are the 4 public domain shorts, cartoons and the TV bumpers.
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jetman
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DEC 13, 12:32 AM
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"You must believe in the hypothesis of occult power!" "Well, I guess so... " - Phyllis Crane and Moe ("Hoi Polloi")
"Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?" - Moe ("No Census, No Feeling")
"Oh, see the deer. Has the deer a little doe?" "Yeah, two bucks!" - Larry and Curly ("Half-Wits' Holiday")
"If you had played your part like a Pekinese instead of a wolfhound, our plan woulda worked!" - Moe ("From Nurse to Worse")
"We're known as The Fish Market Trio." "Yeah, we sing for the halibut." - Larry and Shemp ("The Frank Sinatra Show")
"I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!" - Curly ("Cactus Makes Perfect")
"Just a second! These horses ran yesterday!" "They won, didn't they!?!" - Vernon Dent and Curly ("Even As I.O.U.")
"Did you come from behind that rock, or crawl out from under it?" - Shemp Howard ("I'm A Monkey's Uncle")
"At yer service, day or night, we do the job and do it right... Acme!" - Moe, Larry and Curly ("Termites of 1938")
"Say, did I give you carbolic acid? (I'd love to!)" - Larry ("Fuelin' Around")
"Cop a sneaker, eh?" - Shemp ("Fright Night"/"Hold That Lion!"/"Loose Loot"/"Musty Musketeers")
"Seabisquit Food Corporation: Seabisquit Gives You An Appetite Like A Horse!" - ("Muscle Up A Little Closer")
"Run lady! Yer team's gettin' all the breaks!" - Larry ("Violent is the Word for Curly")
"You keep my wigwam?" "You keep your own wig warm!" - Bud Jamison and Curly ("Whoops, I'm An Indian")
"If we're discovered, we're lost!" "You're crazy... if we're discovered, we're FOUND!" - Moe and Curly ("Back From the Front")
"Good work, Larry! Keep it up and I'll give you some C-A-N-D-Y!" "Ah, you know I don't smoke!" - Moe and Larry ("Listen, Judge")
"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?" - Curly ("Busy Buddies")
"Indians? I ain't afraid of Indians! once I shot a Morris chair from under Sitting Bull!" - Curly ("Rockin' Thru the Rockies")
"High Altitude, Low Prices. No matter what you got, you'll lose it at Mallard's." - Ad ("Monkey Businessmen")
"It's a Columbus." "Never mind who you bought it from, what is it?" - Claude and Shemp ("Pardon My Clutch")
"Vice? I have no vice. I'm pure as the driven snow." "Yeah, but ya drifted!" [slap] - Curly and Moe ("Dizzy Pilots")
"I think it's a bad case of Spectus-onthefloorus!" "Then we'll need to use plenty of sulpha thya-soap!" - Curly and Moe ("A Gem of a Jam")
"I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'" - Curly ("Wee Wee Monsieur")
"Customer: "Waiter, do you have Pate de Foie Gras?" Larry: "I'll see if the band can play it." - ("Loco Boy Makes Good")
"How dare you hug my wife in front of my eyes!" "Well turn around, and I'll hug behind yer back!" - Harry Burns and Curly ("What's the Matador?")
"Miracle Dectective Agency: If We Solve Your Crime, It's A Miracle!" - Sign on Door ("For Crimin' Out Loud")
"I'm as pretty as a picture!" "Yeah, of an ape!" - Shemp and Moe ("Brideless Groom")
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jetman
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JAN 14, 11:37 AM
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A whole month without a post in my three stooges thread, what am I, a knucklehead?
Oh, wait a minute, I am but I'll fix that!
CLANG CRASH CLANG
Gentleman,,,,"How can three men make so much noise painting!?"
Moe,,,,"You don't know us mister, we can make noise stuffing a matress!"
Moe,,,,"What do you know about mixing drinks?"
Larry,,,,"Nothing."
Moe,,,,"That's fine, now hand me a jigger."
Larry,,,,"HEY, you just put paint in there!"
Moe,,,,"Oh, so I did."
Larry,,,,"Whats that?"
Moe,,,,"Paint remover."
Moe,,,,,"Get the Dynamite. I knew we'd have to use it for something."
Curly,,,,,"HEY !! You're not gonna BLAST ?"
Moe,,,,,"What would YOU DO?"
Curly,,,,,"I'd blast !"
Gentleman,,,,,"I quit".
Moe,,,,"You can't quit"
Gentleman,,,,,"And why not?!"
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired"!
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him"
Moe,,,,,"And why not?!"
Curly,,,,,"He quit"!
Patient,,,,"Give me an anesthetic Doc."
Curly,,,,"What color?"
Crook,,,,"He say's he wants to be knocked out."
Moe, Larry, Curly,,,,"Oooooohhhhh."
CLANG
Crook,,,,"What did you give him?!"
Curly,,,,"Hammeritis."
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jetman
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FEB 17, 08:00 PM
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I've been promoted!
Yes, I am now the Moderator and Administrator (pro-tem) of Lunkheads Place, Three Stooges Forum.
http://www.lunkhead.net/board/phpBB2/
I'm paliptiating! nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
In the words of General Haig,,,,"I'm in control here!" just kidding.
"Moe, you better get over here, your missing the biggest thing of your life!"
General,,,,"As your reward, I'm giving you commisions in the army."
Curly,,,,Commisions?! Not me! Straight salary or nothing!"
,,,,"I just can't say worchestshire sause!"
,,,,But I can spell C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-T-H-E-M-U-M!!!!"
"Gentlemen, the queen requests your presence."
"We have no presents, all the stores were closed!"
....jetman spinning around on the floor....
"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
"But you couldn't do that captian, we don't get up that early!"
"What do you see?" "Two dirty fingers." plink ouch!
"We're the best plumbers that ever plumbed a plumb!"
"He's pointing at where you're standing."
"You mean where I was!"
Moe,,,,Got that special deck of cards? ,,,,We won't need them."
"Hey, I want a contact too!"
"Guaranteed forever!"
"If you live that long!"
"Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese!"
Congratulations chump.
Chump, he don't even know my name! nyuk nyuk nyuk[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 02-17-2007).]
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jetman
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MAR 03, 06:45 AM
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Heads up!
Three Stooges Film Festival at the Redford Theater in Detroit Michigan presenting six shorts.
4/13 - 4/14 8PM and an afternoon showing on 4/14 2PM
A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
FROM NURSE TO WORSE (1940)
DUTIFUL BUT DUMB (1941)
AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE (1941)
THE HOT SCOTS (1948 )
STUDIO STOOPS (1950)
More information at www.redfordtheatre.com
Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!!!
I'm palipitating
- - - jetman spinning around on the floor - - -
Moe,,,,"Oh a microphonie!"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, and a phony on the mike!"
"Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese!"
"Rougeford?,,,NO! "Limberger?,,,NO!
"Canasbourge!"
Time to crack open a six pack of Curly's! at the Redford Theater
,,,,I'll crack open your skull.
"Gentlemen, the queen requests your presence."
"We have no presents, all the stores were closed!"
(but),,,
,,,The Redford Theater will be open for the Three Stooges!
.... jetman STILL spinning around on the floor....
Curly,,,,"Eeney meeney miney moe, you can't go wrong with Moe!"
Gentleman,,,,,"I quit".
Moe,,,,"You can't quit"
Gentleman,,,,,"And why not?!"
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired"!
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him"
Moe,,,,,"And why not?!"
Curly,,,,,"He quit"!
"He's pointing at where you're standing."
"You mean where I was!"
,,,,"Well I reckon that if there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon."
- - - jetman doing handsprings all over the joint - -
Curly,,,,"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no."
Larry,,,,"Would you say maybe?"
Curly,,,,"I might!"
Moe,,,,,,"What's the idea of packin' the phone?"
Curly,,,,,,,"In case we get a call while we're gone."
Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent"
- - jetman still palipitating - - -
Moe,,,,,,,"It's tremendous"
Larry,,,," It's colossal"
Shemp,,,"It's putrid!"
(and),,,,
It's at the Redford Theater!
Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!"
- - - jetman breathing into a paper bag - -
Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already,"
Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack
Moe,,,"If we're discovered, we're lost."
Curly,,,,"You're crazy, if we're discovered, we're found."
- - - jetman still too excited - - -
Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."
- - - jetman calling for tickets to the Redford Theater - - -[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 03-03-2007).]
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MAR 12, 06:13 PM
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jetman
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MAR 13, 08:59 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by Gokart:
I see I'm paying a little more than you did! I wonder if this is the same seller?
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Doesn't look like the same seller. The person that I purchased from now has his own website called "All things worthwhile" and the video cover doesn't look the same at all. It's probably a bootleg copied from AMC or another source. My full DVD set only has a video quality of a generous 7 out of 10 due to the video drops from their satalite recording source. Matter of fact, I have about 3 shorts that have video drops so bad that it will lock up the DVD player. I have about 130 that I taped from AMC and Spike TV that I am saving just for this reason alone.
There was some discussion of Sony / C3 / Columbia productions coming out with a full DVD set all mastered from preserved film stock but I haven't heard anything lately. No idea of a price but it may be worth looking into. If the price is reasonable, I'll be making the purchase.
Gee wizz Gokart, for a year now, I thought that I had my own personal thread, either that or everyone was ignoring me. Glad to see you make a post in the official PFF Trhee stooges thread. 
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Gokart
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MAR 13, 03:23 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by jetman:Gee wizz Gokart, for a year now, I thought that I had my own personal thread, either that or everyone was ignoring me. Glad to see you make a post in the official PFF Trhee stooges thread.
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I was raised on the Stooges  I bet half the members here love the Stooges as much as we do but do not want to make it public! I'm a Stooge fanatic! Don't care much for any of the "Joes" though.
I'll let you know what the quality of these DVD's are when they arrive.
Lady "young man, you act as if the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head"
Moe "Lady, you must be psychic!"
Lady "I wonder what's wrong with that young man"
(lady looks up and pie falls from the ceiling onto lady's face!)[This message has been edited by Gokart (edited 03-13-2007).]
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jetman
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MAR 13, 03:54 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Gokart:
Lady "young man, you act as if the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head"
Moe "Lady, you must be psychic!"
Lady "I wonder what's wrong with that young man"
(lady looks up and pie falls from the ceiling onto lady's face!)
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Lady,,,,"Young man, if you don't tell me about this metamorphisis, i'll always feel like I'm missing something."
Moe,,,,"Lady, if you don't leave now, you're not gonna miss anything!"
Oh my goodness, I just love that exchange, then the big pie fight starts.
Say Gokart, visit www.lunkhead.net/board/phpBB2/ for more stooge fun.
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Gokart
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MAR 13, 04:04 PM
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Will do! In my faves
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