Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Moe, Larry, Curly! (Page 7/18)
jetman MAR 25, 09:22 AM
,,,,,and Shemp as promised.


1947
03/06/1947 Fright Night
04/24/1947 Out West
07/17/1947 Hold That Lion
09/11/1947 Brideless Groom
10/30/1947 Sing a Song of Six Pants
12/18/1947 All Gummed Up

1948
01/08/1948 Shivering Sherlocks
02/26/1948 Pardon My Clutch
03/04/1948 Squareheads of the Roundtable
05/06/1948 Fiddler's Three
07/08/1948 Hot Scots
09/02/1948 Heavenly Daze
10/07/1948 I'm a Monkey's Uncle
11/04/1948 Mummy's Dummies
12/09/1948 A Crime on Their Hands

1949
02/03/1949 The Ghost Talks
03/03/1949 Who Done It?
05/05/1949 Hokus Pokus
07/07/1949 Fuelin' Around
09/01/1949 Malice in the Palace
10/06/1949 Vagabond Loafers
11/03/1949 Dunked in the Deep

1950
01/05/1950 Punchy Cowpunchers
02/02/1950 Hugs and Mugs
03/02/1950 Dopey Dicks
05/04/1950 Love at First Bite
07/06/1950 Self-Made Maids
09/07/1950 Three Hams on Rye
10/05/1950 Studio Stoops
11/09/1950 Slaphappy Sleuths
12/07/1950 A Snitch in Time

1951
01/04/1951 Three Arabian Nuts
02/01/1951 Baby Sitters' Jitters
05/03/1951 Don't Throw That Knife
07/07/1951 Scrambled Brains
09/06/1951 Merry Mavericks
10/04/1951 The Tooth Will Out
11/01/1951 Hula-La-La
12/06/1951 The Pest Man Wins

1952
01/03/1952 A Missed Fortune
03/06/1952 Listen, Judge
05/01/1952 Corny Casanovas
07/03/1952 He Cooked His Goose
07/04/1952 Gents in a Jam
10/16/1952 Three Dark Horses
12/04/1952 Cuckoo on a Choo Choo

1953
02/05/1953 Up in Daisy's Penthouse
03/05/1953 Booty and the Beast
04/02/1953 Loose Loot
05/07/1953 Tricky Dicks
06/15/1953 Spooks
08/15/1953 Pardon My Backfire
09/03/1953 Rip, Sew, and Stitch
10/08/1953 Bubble Trouble
12/03/1953 Goof on the Roof

1954
02/04/1954 Income Tax Sappy
05/13/1954 Musty Musketeers
06/03/1954 Pals and Gals
09/02/1954 Knutzy Knights
10/07/1954 Shot in the Frontier
11/04/1954 Scotched in Scotland

1955
01/06/1955 Fling in the Ring
02/03/1955 Of Cash and Hash
03/10/1955 Gypped in the Penthouse
04/14/1955 Bedlam in Paradise
06/02/1955 Stone Age Romeos
09/01/1955 Wham-Bam-Slam
10/06/1955 Hot Ice
11/03/1955 Blunder Boys

1956
01/05/1956 Husbands Beware
02/02/1956 Creeps
04/05/1956 Flagpole Jitters
05/03/1956 For Crimin' Out Loud
06/21/1956 Rumpus in the Harem
09/06/1956 Hot Stuff
10/04/1956 Scheming Schemers
11/08/1956 Commotion on the Ocean

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with
"check wallet light"

jetman APR 16, 12:23 AM
Oh no!
Looks like Spike tV has taken the Three Stooges off of their weekend morning schedule.
Curly says,,,,"That's sabatoogie!"
FieroRumor APR 16, 12:36 AM

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Larry,,,,,"Do you smell rubbish burning?"

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.


Huh?

jetman APR 16, 12:47 AM

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Larry,,,,,"Do you smell rubbish burning?"


That's the scene where Larry accidently sets the back of Moe's pants on fire with a small blow torch.
Moe,,,,"You burn me up!"

You know Rumor, for a while I was thinking that everyone was ignoring me, hoping that the stooge thread would go away and die in the archives.

FieroRumor APR 16, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by jetman:

That's the scene where Larry accidently sets the back of Moe's pants on fire with a small blow torch.
Moe,,,,"You burn me up!"

You know Rumor, for a while I was thinking that everyone was ignoring me, hoping that the stooge thread would go away and die in the archives.


Ahhh, I figured he had done something physical...

singed butt hair's always a good for a laugh!

jetman APR 29, 09:23 PM
Spike TV, why I outta murder ya.

Spike TV has taken the slap happy hour off the air during the weekdays!

Remind me to murder them later, nevermind I think I'll do it now!

They have replaced it with "7 Days" during the morning 9:00 am to 10:00 am time slot weekdays.

They did leave it on the weekend schedule, 9:00 am to 10:00 am and also 3:00 am to 4:00 am for the night owls.

Oh woe is me! Nothing left for us to do then to bump ourselves off. I have to eat a pie first so I can die just right.

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with
"check wallet light"

jetman MAY 06, 06:42 AM
I just scored big time but it took some work. Listen to this.

Tuesday night, I found a complete set of all 190 shorts of the Three Stooges in a 40 DVD set on eBay. I used the "buy it now" option and got a confirmation of payment from Pay-pal.

Wednesday afternoon I get a message from eBay.

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Please be aware that the following listing:

Item Number - 9130875868
Item Title - Three Stooges 40 DVD Set! 190 Episode Chrono Set!

has been removed by eBay for violating of one or more of our policies. Any offers or bids placed on this listing are now null and void. Because the auction was ended early, you as a bidder are not required to complete the transaction.



eBay shut everything down so I exchanged a couple of emails directly with the seller and he wrote.


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I have been improperly accused of selling unauthorize copies, probably by some competitor or jealous seller that does not like my superior product at a cheaper price. I have resellers rights, I have purchased these sets and have the right to resell them but eBay does not understand this and I will be talking to a lawyer.



I replied.


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Sorry to hear the news (about eBay), I actually had a confirmation from Pay-pal that I had made the purchase prior to your removal from ebay so naturally I'm very dissapointed. I'm surprised that they can go after purchases retroactively. Double check your paypal account and if payment is there can you still ship product? I have the paypal email and the email from ebay copied here for you. Let me know ok?



The seller wrote back.


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It does not say who paid and who didn't on my eBay home page, so it's a little difficult to find out what is going on right now. I did however see that your paypal transaction went through so I will be sending out your set as plannned, no worries.



My DVD set is being shipped out!
Woot woot woot!
Moe, Larry, the cheese, the cheese, the cheese!

* * * jetman spinning in circles on the floor * * *

,,,,"Gentlemen the queen requests your presence",,,,
,,,,Presents, we've got 190 of them, the store wasn't closed, nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Oh my gosh, I probably got the last set that is ever going to be sold like that! I'm flabberghasted!

Its collossal, its stupendous, its putrid, and its mine!

This is the significance of the moment, it has been next to impossible for the collector to get all 190 episodes. Your basic TV package that is shown across the country for years is 130 episodes. Everyone talks of the "missing 60" because of this. Those missing 60 are difficult to find. Now I've got all episodes uncut, unedited in DVD form for only $89 + shipping.

Man alive, words don't do justice as to how excited I am right now.

jetman JUN 24, 09:25 AM
Wow, watching some Three Stooges episodes that I haven't seen in years on those DVD's.


Elmo the cowboy,,,,"I'm hitting the trail, Nel."
- - CRASH - - BOOM - - CRASH - -
Moe,,,,"Sounds like the trail hit HIM!"

Nel,,,,"Now we can get married!"
Elmo,,,,"Us cowboys ain't the marrying type, we just ride off into the sunset."
- - -gets smashed in head by vase and does a full forward flip - -
Elmo,,,,"Oh Nel hunny!"

Moe,,,,"Here, hold that chisel." - - CRUNCH - -

Shemp,,,,"What were you doing at 11 o'clock last night?"
Police Captain,,,,"Uh, oh I was at a lodge meeting."
Police officer,,,,"That last question broke the lie detector captain."

Curly,,,,"You're both crazy. I put the yeast in!"

Lady to Shemp,,,,"I bet that you're a ladykiller."
Moe,,,,"Sure, ladies take one look and drop dead!"

Curly,,,,* * CLUNK * * "What're you takin' a nap for?"
jetman SEP 07, 12:07 AM
"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!" - Curly ("No Census, No Feeling")

"Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whatta ya want that for?" "I got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!" - Curly and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Oh, mutiny, eh?" "Yeah, and it's not on the Bounty!" - Moe and Curly ("Calling All Curs")

"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!" - Shemp ("Who Done It?")

"Use Gritto, radio friends; the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look!" - Moe ("Micro-Phonies")

"I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf." - Curly ("Uncivil Warriors")

"Hot DOG! When it comes to cookin', I'm the cat's meow!" - Larry ("Malice In The Palace"/"Rumpus In The Harem")

"One of us is crazy, and it ain't YOU!" - Larry ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!" - Curly ("A-Ducking They Did Go")

"Meet the wife, and don't laugh." - Shemp ("Why Pay Rent?")

"Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon." - Curly ("Uncivil Warriors")

"Wait a minute, flathead! We just got a job. We're working for the census." "You mean Will Hays?" - Moe and Curly ("No Census, No Feeling")

"Uh-oh, a bald-headed screw. I wish I had a bald-headed screwdriver here!" - Moe ("The Three Stooges Meet Hercules")

"If this was my place, I'd throw ya out of it!" - Moe ("Whoops, I''m An Indian")

"Six lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit! Six lions!" "Quit lyin!" - Shemp and Moe ("The Ghost Talks")

"Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!" - Larry ("Mutts to You")

"Jeepers, creepers, what a night!" - Parrot ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"Jiffy Fixers: We Repare Enything! It's done in a flash for very small cash!" - Sign ("Listen, Judge")

"Oh, my tooth! My tooth! It feels like Gremlins are gremling in it!" " - Curly ("I Can Hardly Wait")

"How dare you look like someone I hate!" - Connie Cezan (as Slick Chick in "Tricky Dicks")

"Such levity! You remind me of The Three Stooges!" - Bud Jamison ("Crash Goes the Hash")

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed!" - Curly ("Movie Maniacs")

"Oh, a Be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb... Cool man, real George! Give me some skin! Give me some skin!" - Shemp Howard ("Spooks")

"That's enough! When you didn't know what you were talkin' about, you really had somethin'!" - Moe, to Curly ("Booby Dupes")

"I'm in a terrible dilemma." "Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars either." - Dorothy Granger and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Are ya listenin'? Ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo, ba-ba-ba-boo!!" - Larry ("Dizzy Doctors")

"All I wanted was a nice, quiet visit." - Emil Sitka ("Gents In A Jam")

"Pipe down, you guys, you're spoilin' the whole war for me!" - Larry ("Half-Shot Shooters")


"You give me the three hundred dollars, and I give you the business!" - Lynton Brent ("Cookoo Cavaliers")

"You sho' is ugly!" - Dudley Dickerson ("A Gem of a Jam")

"Have you ever been indicted?" "Not since I was a baby, yer Honor!" - Vernon Dent and Moe ("Idiots Deluxe")

"You can be Secretary of the Offense, you'll be Secretary of the Inferior, and
I'll be Toastmaster General!" - Moe ("Three Dark Horses")

"Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!" - Moe ("Movie Maniacs")

"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!" - Moe ("Even As I.O.U.")

"The Stooges have landed and have the situation well in hand!" - Moe ("Out West")

"I'm gonna change my socks... what an experience!" - Curly ("Cactus Makes Perfect," "Three Little Sew and Sews")

"Join hands, you lovebirds!" - Emil Sitka ("Brideless Groom")

"You know fish is great brain food." "You know you should fish for a whale." - Larry and Moe ("Pardon My Clutch"/"Wham-Bam-Slam")

"Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new! We'll sell a million bottles, Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!" - ("Dizzy Doctors")

"Hey fellas, look! - DOLLAR DAY - This will put a pot in every palace!" "I'll put a pot on top of your head!" - Curly and Moe ("Matri-Phony")

"There was an ugly-lookin' thing starin' right at me. It was horrible! Whaddya know? It was YOU! " - Shemp ("Who Done It?")

"Oh! Look at the grouse!" - Curly ("Pop Goes the Easel")

"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!" - Curly, to Bearded Lady ("Three Little Twirps")

"Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of me!" - Curly ("Punch Drunks")

"I shot a seven, but they wouldn't give me the money!" - Curly ("Three Little Beers")

"Remember folks, Gritto spelled sideways is ottri-guh-guh." - Moe ("Micro-phonies")

"Say a few syllables! Utter a few adjectives!" - Moe ("Beer Barrel Polecats")

"There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor!" - Shemp ("Gypped In The Penthouse")


"Women? I tame 'em like Frank Buck tames tigers! Sometimes I'm kind to 'em, sometimes I crack the whip and make 'em jump!" - Moe ("Gents In A Jam")

"Does my head look like a steam pipe?" "No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears!" - Shemp and Moe ("Hokus Pokus")

"Poor Moe!" "Oh woe is Moe... Whoa, Moe!!" - Curly and Larry ("Idiots Deluxe")

"I used to play in five flats, but I got kicked outta the last one." - Shemp ("Gypped in the Penthouse")

"When Shemp pours on the charm, no dame can resist him!" - Moe ("Brideless Groom")

"I lost my ba-lance" "Oh, ya lost your ba-lance, eh?" "Yeah" "Well go find it!" - Larry and Moe ("Punch Drunks")

"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains it!?!" - Moe to Curly ("Three Sappy People")

"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no." "Would you say maybe?" "I might!" - Curly and Larry ("A Gem of a Jam")

"Oh, my darling, I'll give you security! The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia!" - Moe ("I'm A Monkey's Uncle")

"If you have a knicknack with with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick outta the knicknack with Brighto!" - Larry ("Dizzy Doctors")
jetman SEP 20, 11:34 AM
This little video is a scream, fair warning, you'll bust a gut laughing at this one.

The Three Stooges Condenced