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Valkrie9
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AUG 06, 11:25 PM
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Nice Aliens
' I swear, Herb, when they abducted me to their spaceship,
they manipulated my mind, they made me do things.
I felt like a plaything, their toy, to do what they pleased with me,
I lost all control, they... they, used me. It felt like two weeks. '
' It was two weeks Bill, we found you in the milking shed. '
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Raydar
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AUG 07, 08:23 AM
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Raydar
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AUG 07, 08:26 AM
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It's the alpaca-lips
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Raydar
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AUG 07, 08:27 AM
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TheDigitalAlchemist
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AUG 07, 02:58 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by A_Lonely_Potato:
since we got some far side in here, this has always been my favourite one.
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That is, hands down, one of the best one-panels of all time.
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OldsFiero
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AUG 07, 04:29 PM
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Two old Italians were sitting on a park bench and the conversation turned to women that they thought were the hottest women ever.
One said, " I thinka thata Mae West isa the one."
The other said, " No, it'sa gotta be thata Virginia Pippileni"
"Who?"
The first one says, " Right herea ona the fronta page of the paper. Reada the headline.
VIRGINIA PIPELINE LAID BY A 1000 MEN IN FOUR DAYS
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cvxjet
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AUG 08, 01:26 AM
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My ex-GF fell asleep while holding a cup of water- her dog barked at something startling her awake and of course the cup of water went flying, drenching her....So I came up with a cartoon of a product to sell using that...idea;
I sent it to Lisa and she showed it to her 84-year-old mother- who got a kick out of it....
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Valkrie9
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AUG 21, 07:39 PM
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Valkrie9
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AUG 22, 03:02 AM
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Valkrie9
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AUG 22, 03:42 AM
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