Only post in this thread when you're drunk (Page 55/73)
Boondawg JUL 23, 10:26 PM
I had 6 Stella Artois.
4 over my max.
Blow me.

Stella Artois ( /ˈstɛlə ɑrˈtwɑː/) is a 5% ABV lager originating from Leuven, Belgium. It is named Stella after the Latin word for "star" whereas Artois is the family name of Sebastianus Artois, who gave his name to the brewery in 1717.

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Sage JUL 23, 11:33 PM
"HEY STELLAAAAAA"


HAG!O

goood one booonie%!*
IMSA GT JUL 24, 09:12 PM
So I'm slowly getting there after a 6 pack of Fosters and 5 24oz Modelo Especial's. I drink and think up some crazy $hit that people never wonder about so here it goes.......

Here in California we have a huge mix of all nationalities especially in San Francisco and the Peninsula. A lot of Asian people like to have their family members move here but most of the older parents/grandparents never learn to speak English. My question is this.......how do they text message using American cell phones if they cannot speak English? If I am not mistaken, most of the Chinese/Japanese language is character writings and our cell phones simply have the alphabet. I have never seen character writings translated to English so how is text messaging done between the 2 cultures? Is there a translator program for cell phones?

Anyway, back to the booze
Jake_Dragon JUL 27, 09:11 PM
Happy Wednesday
Doni Hagan JUL 28, 03:54 PM
This is an official Preemptive Post...

...just in case I get too drunk to type.
Whuffo AUG 04, 08:59 AM
OK, I've had plenty to drink. Perhaps you could explain to the nice folks here why stealing people's Fieros is OK? You hold yourself out as the leader of Fiero activities in California, how do you reconcile that with your theft of Fieros from others? Don't say that you don't; I can and will prove that you do.

I've been away for a while; now I'm back. You know what you did and now karma is coming to get you. You think in your Republican way that you're so smart but you're just a common thief. If you want to get your friend Andrew to shut me up then send him over; I'm at home and would welcome his visit.

Hey, I've had a few drinks myself - but I still know that Fierobear (John Szpara) is a thief. That's not going to change; both he and I know what happened and I will never forgive him. If he wants to hold himself out as a supporter of Fiero owners - that's a lie. I can prove it.

He uses his friend Andrew as his "hammer" - he's mentally ill, so he's succeptible to Fierobear's blandishments. No problem; If Andrew wants to come and visit I'd be thrilled to welcome him into my home. Really; no problem. I'm at home and if Andrew wants to stop by I'm prepared to deal with him appropriately. Really; bring it on. Come on, Andrew; bring your insurance card and be sure you're defending something you believe in. It doesn't matter much to me; you'll fare the same no matter what, loser.

Really; you're a liar and a thief. That's the truth and you can't deny it.
Whuffo AUG 04, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by fierobear:

Wow, finally buzzed enough to post here again. Johnny Walker Black. Not as good as the s*** that Toddster brought to Westfest...Johnny Walker Blue, 50 year old scotch...but it'll do. Thanks, Costco!

A few more belts of this stuff, and 84Bill might start to make sense. Uh, oh...better stop drinking then.




Why don't you let us know when stealing other peoples Fieros is a good idea?

I hate to call you a common thief - but that's what you are, isn't it?

Don't thank me, I'll be here for a long time - making sure that people understand your crimes. No problem; I've got time and it's a good thing to do.
Whuffo AUG 04, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by fierobear:

ND: Glenlivet Scotch



Very fancy; does that make stealing Fieros OK?
Whuffo AUG 04, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by fierobear:


Oh, yeah, Negra Modelo. Good stuff indeed!



Almost as good as stealing people's Fieros. You're a criminal, do you realize this?

The Fiero world would be much better off without you.
Khw AUG 07, 01:03 AM
Okay, so I have had more drinks then I can remember. Rare occasion for me being drunk... But, I did have 3 rather attractive sisters grinding on me with my wifes approval and her inviting 2 of them to come home with us, LOL. Of course those 2 were also kissing my wife on the neck... Bad thing is they are daughters of a good freind of ours although they all were between 21 and 25... But sadly I don't think I could betray their trust like that .

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