The Joke Thread (Page 5/36)
Valkrie9 JUL 25, 10:53 AM
Coffee out the nose !
rofl !
Valkrie9 AUG 02, 06:25 AM
cvxjet AUG 02, 12:44 PM
I have never seen that Far Side....One of my favorites was this (Dino-Time travel related) one- saved in my computer;

OldsFiero AUG 02, 04:08 PM
Two of my favorites:




cvxjet AUG 02, 07:28 PM
I have seen the "Crunchy one before but never the Yabba-Dabba-do one...very good!

12-15 years ago, while working for the CG, I came up with my first cartoon...It would make a perfect "Far Side"...I drew it but then misplaced it....So after I retired I re-drew it...and have drawn a few more, since. Here is my first (But re-drawn)

Zeb AUG 02, 09:20 PM
In that vein:

Bomb disposal technician was asked if it was extremely stressful job.

"Not really. Either I'm right, or it's somebody else's problem."
TheDigitalAlchemist AUG 05, 10:47 AM
Guy walks into a shrink's office.

Shrink says "Ok buddy, so what's wrong with you?"

“I think I’m a dog.”

“And how long have you thought that?”

“Ever since I was a puppy.”
TheDigitalAlchemist AUG 05, 03:32 PM
SoI'm in the kitchen with maryjane and I've got my apron on and I says to maryjane:

"maryjane, I'm gonna make us some chicken tonight!"

and he goes, "Oh yeah? How you gonna prepare it?"

"I'm gonna sit him down and explain to him that its his last day..."


*MJ tosses something large at my head*



cvxjet AUG 06, 06:22 PM
Something I made up about a joke that confounded my (Now ex) GF...

A_Lonely_Potato AUG 06, 06:45 PM
since we got some far side in here, this has always been my favourite one.