Only post in this thread when you're drunk (Page 5/73)
kawana JUN 22, 04:37 AM
Ahhh.. good night Just got back from the club, spent about 5 hours (and $40) there... I never normally get this dunk, but works been a PITA for the last few months with the new boss so i though id have some fun Met some random girl that was all over me the whole night Just gotta drink some water now so i dont gaet a hangover too bad night night

edit: oh ya, what i had tonight:

1. RUm and coke
2. Rum and coke
3. Vokda and sprite
4. jaguerbomb
5. Mystery shot (friend got it)
6. ???
7. ???

kinda forget after that point :P

oh ya, and i had like 2 corona's in there somewhere. Andsome waters and stuff :P

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fierobear JUN 23, 04:20 AM
I'm not totally drunk, just buzzed on a couple beers, so I can post here again. I guess I'm not drinking enough!


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Originally posted by kawana:
Met some random girl that was all over me the whole night



So...what happened with "random girl"??? Did ya play "hide the salami" or what?
Tinton JUN 23, 02:04 PM
I've got a buzz off some Newcastle, and I'm about to head out to the pub. When pints are $6.00 each (USD) you need a pre-game .
kawana JUN 23, 06:00 PM
Were getting a new pub here called "the duke of dublin", hopefully it is nice, and not some dive lol :P Ya, drinks are expensive, cost me $20 for 3 drinks for my friends. Its been suggested to have a FEW drinks, then go to the club, cuz they dont let you in if your already drunk :P lol and no, we didn't play "hide the salami" while that does sound fun, i'm not one to take home girls from the club/bar :P Don't know where they've been


BTW, this thread should really be a sticky, its not easy to find when your drunk.. Ive had 2 beers so i could qualify to post here. Ill do better next time, i promise
AntiKev JUN 28, 08:07 PM
So I'm on my 4th beer of the night and just starting to fix up my mom's computer. Who else is lame and alone tonight?
FIEROPHREK JUN 29, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by AntiKev:

So I'm on my 4th beer of the night and just starting to fix up my mom's computer. Who else is lame and alone tonight?




Me ! Ok you drunk bastards,How do i hit on the hot bartender and be sucksessfull;? i was talking to her tyonite and she like gave me her hole work scedule and stuff. I don't want to look like ever other drunk dude in the palce but i want to bang this chick bad. Whats the classyist way to do it without being and a_hole? Man this womann is drop dead gorgweous. she told me she was working tuesday and i should come out.
Is that a good signe?

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ARCHIES JUNK IS FASTER THAN SHAUNNA'S JUNK

DtheC JUN 29, 02:36 AM
Any place, in Iowa, that employs people are going smoke free on July 1st, with the exception of casio's and a few Veterans places.
2 days till you can't smoke in the local bar, I'd have to drive 25 miles to a local casino to have a 'few with a cigarette' then drive home.
A small bar might have 25 people, or more, that want to have a good time and smoke. What percentage of the population smokes cigaretts? The State of Iowa, wants to protect 100% of all employees from 2nd hand smoke. But a certain amount of bar workers smoke themselves? Why not let free market work, smoking bar-workers could work in smoking 'allowed' bars -non smoking workers could work in 'smoking not allowed' bars.

Say 5% of the general population want's to smoke and drink in a social setting. If you care to figure the odds 1 smoking worker servicing that 5% is much less than the general percentage of the entire population that smokes?

I'm sorry, I forgot that some politicians are soo smart. They funded orginizations, that used government funds to lobby against private enterprise. Last year the legislature increased the tax on 1 Pack of cigarettes by $1 to help fund healthcare in Iowa. 'Health' got a ton of money (perhaps more than than they could legaly allocate for services rendered ), maybe they just allocated the windfall twords education? Government agentcy's out-spent private enterprize 20 to 1 lobbying on this measure?

I'm going to be at my local bar on the last few nights before the new 'Laws' come into effect.

Guess which political party assumed legislative and administrative control in Iowa 2006 elections?


The First Lady of Iowa is going to have to walk a block, or so, so she won't be caught smoking on 'State Property'?

I ust'd be amused, now I'm disgusted. When we get more change...........?

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Myke JUN 29, 02:43 AM
Not drunk, but I guess I am drinking. If I am sipping a martini, does it count? I needed something to help me ignore the chainsaw that is running WOT in my bed. And DAMN it is starting to work. I have pressed the Backspace key more times in this post than I have all week long.
Ojh you wantedf to see whaty it would loolk like wieth no corrrection. IOs that bettertr?

Mkye
lol can I ficx my namer?
\This..no, think I pissed mtself laughimg jk :
DtheC JUN 29, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by Myke:

Not drunk, but I guess I am drinking. If I am sipping a martini, does it count? I needed something to help me ignore the chainsaw that is running WOT in my bed. And DAMN it is starting to work.



Damb, I thought I knew about marital aid's?
Go for it son!
Myke JUN 29, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by DtheC:


Damb, I thought I knew about marital aid's?
Go for it son!



I thought I got let off at the wrong stop. lmao. I read this for about 5 minutes before I could makeit out. I was like martini's are a married mans best friend. I have had three friends tonight. I can post here lethally now.

Myke (and I spelled it correctly!)