Curly,,,,What happened? You're all canned up!"
Moe,,,,"You're all buttoned up!" Smack

Moe,,,,"See the little deer? Does the little deer have a little doe?"
Curly,,,,"Why certainly, two bucks!"

Curly,,,,"Care to dance?"
Homely Lady,,,,"Why certainly."
Curly,,,,"I changed my mind, we'll sit this one out."
....Later....
Curly,,,,"Thanks for the dance, now go cut yourself a slice of throat."

Lady,,,,"You must believe in hyposysis of ocult power."

Lady,,,,"Someday you will find the eternal flame."
Moe,,,,"Lady, I've found it!"
Moe,,,,"What are you going to do with it?"
Moe,,,,"Get rid of it!"

Curly,,,,What was that for? We didn't do anything."
Moe,,,,"That's in case you do and I'm not around."

From Pardon my scotch
Gentleman,,,,"They will now perform their native dance."
Curly,,,,"I ain't takin my clothes off for no one."

Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."

Larry,,,,Maybe we better humor him."
Curly,,,,I'll marry him if there is enough money in it."

Scotsman,,,,"Are you laddies, by chance, from Lochlumen"?
Curly,,,,"No, we're from lockjaw, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." smack smack

From Uncivil Warriors
Judith,,,,"This is my cake, I call it southern comfort."
Moe,,,,"Tastes more like southern comforter."

Moe,,,,"Hows your taste?"
Curly,,,,"Mine tastes like a mattress."
Moe,,,,"Want mine?"
Curly,,,,"Not now, I'm stuffed."

Gentleman,,,,"Are you members of the press"?
Curly,,,,,"I used to be,,,but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning".

Manager,,,,"I just hired three new men..."

Curly,,,,"What do we have to do?"
Moe,,,,"Shoot golf."
Curly,,,,"Ooooooooh hunting, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?"
Moe,,,,"C'mon buffalo breath"

Moe,,,,"Press."
Larry,,,,"Press."
Curly,,,,"Pull."

Curly,,,,"I shot a seven but they wouldn't give me the money."

Moe,,,,"There's gold in them thar hills."
Curly,,,,"There's gold in them thar floors too!"

Moe,,,,"Why don't catfish have kittens?!"

Man,,,,"Waiter, I'll have two eggs on toast."
Moe,,,,"Adam and Eve on a raft."
Man,,,,"Scramble those eggs."
Moe,,,,"Wreck 'em."

Moe,,,,"We're in a togh spot , men."
Larry,,,,"Yeah. It's gona take brains to get us outta this!"
Moe,,,,"That's why I said we're in a tough spot !!"

Moe,,,,"So how do you tell time"?
Curly,,,,"Well you see this watch is 20 minutes fast every hour, this watch is ten minutes slow every two hours, this watch is stopped at twelve oclock."
Moe,,,,"So how do you tell time"!!!!
Curly..........pulls out a fourth watch,,,, Moe....smaches fourth watch over Curly's head!

"Im Moe, I'm Larry, I'm Curly".
"I'm Flo, I'm Mary, I'm Shirley."

Curly,,,,"You cowards, you're afraid to say Niagra Falls!"

Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!"
Moe,,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Curly,,,,"Hit Santa Claus,,,,just for that,,,, no toys!"

Moe,,,,"I'll take the blonde."
Larry,,,,"I'll taake the brunette."
Curly,,,,"I'll take the black and tan."

,,,,"I'm Flo."
,,,,"I'm Mary."
,,,,"I'm Shirley."

Curly,,,,"That's no lump, that's my head!"

Moe,,,,,"We too loathe those scurious door to door leaches!"

Larry,,,,"How do you spell 50 cents?"
Moe,,,,"Better make that 75."
Lady,,,,"What did you say?"
Moe,,,,"It's great to be alive."

Curly,,,,"This paste is lumpy."
Larry,,,,"This wall paper has eyes."
Curly,,,,This paper looks like Moe!"

Moe,,,,"I'll knock your head right through your socks!"

Moe,,,,"Oh boy, where did you get the tools!"
Larry,,,,"On the head!"

Curly,,,,"I'm no mule!"
Moe,,,,"Your ears are too short!"

Curly,,,,"Eeney meeney miney moe, you can't go wrong with Moe!"

Lady,,,,"She'll slice your throat for two dabloons."
Moe,,,,"We've got a barber that do it for one!"
Curly,,,,But he's not as good looking."

Moe,,,,"Watch your P's and Q's."
Curly,,,,"Don't forget to dot your eyes."
Moe,,,,"Oh yeah." plink

King,,,,",,,But never have I been given the raspberry!"

Larry,,,,"Guaranteed forever, should you live that long!"

Moe,,,,"What are you, cowards?" "I'll lead the way, go ahead!"

Moe,,,,"Help, I'm stuck!"
Curly,,,,"Are you sure?"
Moe,,,,"Sure I'm sure."
Curly,,,,"That's all that I wanted to know!" plink slap crash bonk

Curly,,,,I'm concentrating but nothing's happening!"

Think again wise guy, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Shemp,,,,""Now, if only we could find an adult."

Curly,,,,"It's sabatoogy I tell ya..."

Curly,,,,"Poor Moe."
Larry,,,,"Oh woe is Moe."
Moe,,,,"Oh WOE is YOU !"
Larry,,,,"WHOA, MOE !!"

Moe,,,"Get the Dynamite. I knew we'd have to use it for something."
Curly,,,,"HEY !! You're not gonna BLAST ?"
Moe,,,,"What would YOU DO?"
Curly,,,,"I'd blast !"

Moe,,,,"What's that?"
Larry,,,,"That's an eye."
Moe,,,,"Yeah,,,,an eye for an eye!" (Pokes Larry in his eyes)
Curly,,,,"And a tooth for a tooth?"
Moe,,,,"Certainly!" (Slaps Curly.)

Shemp,,,,"Separate two eggs." (Move two eggs apart)
Shemp,,,,(continuing ),,,,"Put 'em in the turkey. Any dope would know that!"

Moe,,,,"Toots, I'd love to cover you with furs... Only the best furs, mink, skunk, porcupine. Only the best for you..."

Moe,,,,""He made that freak thing. Let him suffer..." (the tooth will out)

Moe,,,,"Ya know, he's the most intelligent imbecile I ever saw."
Shemp,,,,"Hey, how about me?"
Moe,,,,"Oh, you're much smarter. You're just an imbecile."

Moe,,,,"Oh darling, leave your husband and fly away with us."
Curly,,,,"You know you love us, not that pickle-puss husband of yours."
Sgt. Dare,,,,"What's goin on here? "
Curly,,,,"Scram buddy, you're interferin with romance."