Like me, my wife was raised on the Stooges

From 'How high is up'

Foreman,,,"I just put three new riviters on this section Mr. Blake"
Mr. Blake,,,,"How are they working out?"
Foreman,,,"Havn't checked up on them yet."
Mr Blake,,,,"Well, it Looks like good solid construction," crash crash YAAAAAH
Mr.Blake,,,,"Solid construction eh!!!!!! "Where are those three new men?!!!"

From 'False Alarms'

Moe,,,,"Now listen captan, You wouldn't turn us out into the cold cruel world, suppose it was snowing, we would freeze."
Curly,,,,"Yeah, it'll be cruelty to animals."
Larry,,,,"Yeah, our girls love us in these uniforms."
Moe,,,,"Oh captan, give us another chance will ya, we'll put out a fire single handed."
Larry,,,,"We'll start two fires and put them out double handed."
Curly,,,,"We'll even start a fire and have YOU put it out."

Moe,,,,Say let's get this over with and I'll ask the captan to let us off tonight.
Curly,,,,"Yeah, we're invited to Macy's house to a birthday party.
Moe,,,,"Oh boy!"
Curly,,,,"Plenty of pigs knuckles smothered in garlic ."
Larry,,,,"She's got a couple of new girls for us to meet too."
Moe,,,,"Oh, a blind date eh?"
Curly,,,,"She ain't blind, she may be a little hard of hearing."

"We've got rock-cod, sea-bass, albacore and pickerel, sandbag, yellowtail, tuna-fish and mackerel, two-fish, sail-fish, half-n-half and if you wish, sword-fish, white-fish and everyone can pick a fish."

You wouldn't believe it but I tell you anyways. My phone number is one digit different from Superior Fish Market and about once a month I get to do The three Stooges fish song for someone who has miss dialed. I'm their best salesman even if it is a wrong number! Wrong number, no problem, maybe it was "Tarpon monoxide!"

Moe,,,,"For two pins, I'd bat your brains out."
Curly,,,,"I haven't any pins."
Moe,,,,"You haven't any brains either." slap

Booby Dupes (1945)
Crash Goes the Hash (1944)
Dutiful but Dumb (1941)
How High is Up? (1940)
Three Missing Links (1938)

A few other interesting Stooges places, characters and such....

Cess, Poole, & Drayne Attorneys at Law
Slipp, Tripp, & Skipp Realtors
Hammond Egger for President
The republic of Cannabeer
Professor Dunkfeather
King Rootentooten
No Smoking - No Hunting - No Fishing - No Nothing - Go Home!
George B. Bopper
Click, Clack & Cluck
Naki, Waki, & Saki
Cafe Casbah Bah
Hassan Ben Sober
The Great Svengarlic
Wild Bill Hicup, Buffalow Billius, & Just Plain Bill
Tiska, Taska, & Baska
Hotel Costa Plente

Who threw those pies??

Curly: Well, if there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon!

Larry: I've been running my legs off all morning till my cuffs are frayed.
Moe: Fraid of what?

For Duty and Humanity!

Moe: What was your family decomposed of?
Curly: Well, I'll tell you. There was a litter of three, and I was the one they kept!

Shemp: You want to spoil my good looks?
Moe: Impossible!

Nothing to buy,
Nothing to sell,
We've gone fishing,
You can go...fishing too!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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Tim
Red 88 Formula Auto 2.8 100K+ Miles

Man alive, wouldn't that be great if they were uncut! I can't wait!

Dateline Royal Oak MI; Authorities report a man doing summersaults, jumps and handsprings all over the joint, screaming Moe, Larry, Curly, cheese, cheese, VCR, VCR, whooo, whooo, whooo, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Dr. Howard, Dr. fine, Dr. Howard while spinning around in circles on the ground. Attempts to subdue the man by playing "Pop goes the weasel" were totally futile and made the situation much worse. Multiple face slaps, eye-pokes and mahem continued untill a passerby suggested giving the derainged man some cheese which calmed him but the chourus of stooge phrases continued unabated.

Shemp,,,,"Meet the wife, and don't laugh."

Shemp,,,,"Did you come from behind that rock, or crawl out from under it?"

Curly,,,,"Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!"
No Census, No Feeling

Curly,,,,"The bear was here in person, I tell ya! I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail!" Idiots Deluxe

Shemp,,,,"Cop a sneaker, eh?"

Shemp,,,,"I'm as pretty as a picture!"
Moe,,,,"Yeah, of an ape!"

Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!" Booby Dupes

Curly,,,,"Brighto! Brighto! It makes old bodies new! We'll sell a million bottles, Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!"

Shemp,,,,"I ain't gonna lose my leg am I Doc? I've had it ever since I was a little kid!"

Curly,,,,"I'll be back in a quack with a quack, and I do mean quack!" A Ducking They Did Go