Crickets. Crickets everywhere (Page 2/2)
williegoat APR 12, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Zeb:


Watch out if they're using your computer! They'll download something BAD and then frame you for it!

Crickets were using our computer and internet connection to run a spam operation. If it had gone bad, they would've framed ME for it, and we'd have lost the house. We warned the cats about the risk of having to find another place with free food, and they said they'd "Take care of it."

We started finding random cricket legs around the house, but the strange computer use stopped. I didn't ask the cats any questions.



MidEngineManiac APR 13, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:


How would someone like this be able to handle a real life problem?

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Apparently, and based on my personal experience, threatening to slaughter every living thing on the planet if they don't go the hell away and stop bothering me when I am trying to nap is not the correct way either.
williegoat APR 16, 02:09 PM




Hmmm....I wonder if it's good on poutine.

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Valkrie9 APR 18, 04:17 PM
^^
Unngghh !
An involuntary shudder of horror, sacrilegious image of bugs on poutine.
' People will have to eat bugs, eventually. '
So, I looked it up, turns out there will be 9 billion humans in a few years, barring any nuke wars flaring up in Russia and China.
Apparently, nutritious and wholesome, high in protein, good green.
Insect meat: food of the future
Future of Food, Insect Agriculture Billions.
A man with a farm and an altruistic, benevolent outlook might get into the sector, marketing hundreds of tons of product.
Meals ready to eat, a better green meat bar.
A futuristic Soylent Green.
Mixed Nuts, Mixed Bugs
YaY !
Crickets !
' Please move, I just want to make a piece of toast and you're in my way '

re-posting the reference vid clip : The Crickets !


02/25/23
Re-re-posting the reference video : More Crickets !

[This message has been edited by Valkrie9 (edited 12-20-2024).]