Dear Penthouse (Page 2/3) FriendGregory FEB 27, 02:44 AM quote Originally posted by TheDigitalAlchemist: Three words: BEST.JOB.EVER. I am so conflicted. FriendGregory FEB 27, 02:46 AM quote Originally posted by FriendGregory: I am so conflicted. My life seems wasted by comparison. FriendGregory FEB 27, 03:00 AM Dear Penthouse, I was on a family friendly Fiero Forum and I wanted to tell a story of brief joy. I was visiting Canada back when I was 21, a place called the Kingsway Inn. I was enjoying some of the best beer in my life and watching dancing girls that were models from Penthouse and Playboy. I was amazed that life could be so good. After a few rounds of these girls, I decided to see downtown. After parking and going for a walk I seen walking towards me the best looking female I had seen in my life up to that moment. I could not let this moment pass without trying. I shuffled to block her direct path and, "Excuse me, your are the most attractive woman I have ever seen. What would it take to convince you to have a date with a guy like me?" Apparently $50 US and a $20 for a room. I still hold that lead up , the moment we separated and the entire time between and a precious memory. She was French and all the best that that could imply. blackrams FEB 27, 05:55 AM quote Originally posted by FriendGregory: Dear Penthouse, I was on a family friendly Fiero Forum and I wanted to tell a story of brief joy. I was visiting Canada back when I was 21, a place called the Kingsway Inn. I was enjoying some of the best beer in my life and watching dancing girls that were models from Penthouse and Playboy. I was amazed that life could be so good. After a few rounds of these girls, I decided to see downtown. After parking and going for a walk I seen walking towards me the best looking female I had seen in my life up to that moment. I could not let this moment pass without trying. I shuffled to block her direct path and, "Excuse me, your are the most attractive woman I have ever seen. What would it take to convince you to have a date with a guy like me?" Apparently $50 US and a $20 for a room. I still hold that lead up , the moment we separated and the entire time between and a precious memory. She was French and all the best that that could imply. I have a friend that told me, always check for an Adam's Apple, not sure why he told me that........... Shrug Rams sourmash FEB 27, 09:06 AM Eddie Murphy got nabbed looking for one with an adam's apple. FriendGregory FEB 27, 11:15 PM quote Originally posted by blackrams:I have a friend that told me, always check for an Adam's Apple, not sure why he told me that........... Shrug Rams Another time, by the time I noticed stubble....Ugh, might as well as let her finish her job. blackrams FEB 28, 01:42 PM quote Originally posted by FriendGregory: Another time, by the time I noticed stubble....Ugh, might as well as let her finish her job. Greg, The only thing that came into my head was TMI. Rams FriendGregory MAR 01, 07:48 PM quote Originally posted by blackrams: Greg, The only thing that came into my head was TMI. Rams I had suddenly very much did not want additional information... TheDigitalAlchemist MAR 02, 12:42 AM If you guys knew the person that was behind those letters...I think you'd laugh. Heh sourmash MAR 02, 09:13 AM Suspected it was people uglier than present day Ron Jeremy. Also, I always expected that I'd have real life Forum experiences.