Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Moe, Larry, Curly! (Page 15/18)
jetman SEP 30, 11:23 AM
Yes, I'm still haunting the joint, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Curly,,,,"No wonder the plumbing don't work, the pipes are plugged up with wires!

Butler,,,,"You folks looking for something?
Man,,,,"A glass of water.
Butler,,,,"Turn on anything, you'll get it.

Moe,,,, "Who says you need brains to be a plumber!
jetman NOV 11, 09:22 PM
Moe,,,"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat.
Curly,,,,"Not me, I'm a pedestrian.

Co. Butz,,,,"Gentlemen, meet Major Filbern. He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbern', and he can smell a spy a mile away."
Curly,,,,"I'm glad he can't smell'em any closer !!"

Moe,,,,"We're in a togh spot , men."
Larry,,,,"Yeah. It's gona take brains to get us outta this!"
Moe,,,,"That's why I said we're in a tough spot !!"

Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"

Larry,,,,"Something tells me that we better take a walk."
Moe,,,,"Yeah but run!"
jetman JAN 22, 07:09 PM
Man,,,," How can three men make so much noise painting?"
Moe,,,,"You don't know us guys, we make noise stuffing a mattress!"

Moe,,,,,"Is there any gas in the tank?"
Larry,,,,,,"I don't know..It points half way, I can't tell if it's half empty or half full"!

Curly,,,"Did you ever hear the song snow, snow, beautiful snow?"
Lady,,,,,"Did you write that?"
Curly,,,,,"No, I shoveled it."
Hmmm, must live in Buffalo!

Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"
Now fortified with 8 essential slices of bacon goodness

jetman JAN 22, 07:15 PM
Over 19 years of keeping a thread in the active forums, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal.

All for one, one for all. I'll take care of myself.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

[This message has been edited by jetman (edited 01-22-2023).]

jetman FEB 27, 07:22 PM
So here I was getting wheeled into an operating room, quite nervous, for a medical procedure, and as a diversion, I started reciting Three Stooges lines. Nurses and orderlies cracking a chuckle, so that was cool.

Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.

"What did you do for the patient in room 72?" "Nothing, what did he ever do for us!"

For duty and humanity!

Brighto Brighto makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles, a wooo wooo wooo.

Oh medicine, glug glug glug. I feel better already. What was the matter with you? Nothin, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk CLANG.
jetman MAR 30, 09:05 PM
Curly,,,,,"I haven't been to the circus since I was in the fourth grade."
Moe,,,,,,,"Yeah. That was LAST YEAR !!"

Moe,,,,"Did ya' lock the door?"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, TWICE. Once this way, (to the right), and once that way,(to the left)"

Big lady,,,,"Won't you be my boyfriend??,,,you'll like me after we get aquatinted, I grow on people".
Curly,,,,,"So do warts!"

Larry,,,,"You know fish is great brain food."
Moe,,,,"You ought to fish for a whale!"

Curly,,,,"Hey, have you a fishing license?"
Moe,,,,"No."
Curly,,,,"Then give me back my fish!"
jetman MAY 10, 06:18 PM
Curly,,,,"Today I'm going to change my socks, what a experience!"

Shemp,,,,"Do marshmallows have pits?"
Moe,,,,"No, there empty like your skull."

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Army man,,,,"Did you get the squeak out?"
Curly,,,,"Boy we got everything out!!!"

Curly,,,,"I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it."

Moe,,,,"Listen William Tell, for two pins I'd beat your brains in."
Curly,,,,"I haven't any pins."
Moe,,,,"Haven't any brains either." smack
jetman JUN 21, 08:33 PM
jetman AUG 13, 05:47 PM
Of course I had a couple 3-stooges audio clips in my fireworks show. Every show I do always has an ELO song and a couple Three Stooges sound bites. This was a scaled down 'Street Show' with NO mortars, 1.4G Pro, or Finale Racks, just 200G and 500G cakes, I scripted on Show Designer and fired on my phone with the Ignite Firing System app. Yes the video man aims the camera up after the first couple of shots. He's usually a lot farther back but this show was shot at his house.

jetman OCT 15, 06:47 PM
Brighto, Brighto, makes old bodies new!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.