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AUG 23, 09:15 PM
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CLANG
Curly,,,,,"Oh look,,,you bent the chisel".
Moe,,,,, "I'll straighten it out!"
CLANG
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jetman
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OCT 19, 08:11 PM
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I just had to visit the old joint and haunt you mugs, lol.
Man "Are you members of the press?
Curly "I used to be, but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning.
Moe,,,, "You've got nothing to worry about, if the burgler stabs you in the head, he'll ruin his knife"
Give me an anesthetic doc!!
What color?
He wants to be knocked out.
Aaaaaah CLANG he's out!
What ya give him?
HAMMER-ITIS
Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent"
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jetman
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MAR 17, 09:27 PM
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jetman
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JUN 23, 06:29 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by jimbolaya:
You dug up this thread from 2004. You truly are sick. 
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I resemble that remark, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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jetman
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AUG 19, 06:33 PM
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Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" SMACK
Captain,,,"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
Curly,,,,"But you couldn't do that captain, we don't get up that early!"
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jetman
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DEC 31, 10:36 PM
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Hey Moe!
It's sabatoogie!
Numb skull, it's the Three Stooges!
I'm a victim of circumstance.
SLAP, BANG, CLANG.
This is getting monotonous.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
All the good stuff.
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maryjane
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JAN 01, 01:45 AM
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Keeping a 15 yr old thread alive.....
I like it.
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That's a Kevin Bacon line from one of my favorite movies.....
The comeback to it is "I thought you called that your pecker..."
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jetman
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MAR 28, 05:38 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by maryjane:
Keeping a 15 yr old thread alive.....
I like it.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. I resemble that remark!!
Stooges post, The doctors are in the house!
"Calling Doctor Howard!,,, Doctor Fine!,,,,Doctor Howard!!"
"Boys give him the anesthetic,,,,,boink
Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already,"
Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack
Curly,,,,"Don't you dare hit me on the head, you know I'm not normal.
Moe,,,,"Now you're getting your vitamins, starch, vegatables, hypocandriacs."
Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."
Patient...."Give me an anasthetic Doctor!"
Curly...."What color?"
Man...."He wants to get knocked out."
Curly smacks patient with a large mallet.
Curly...."He's out!"
Man...."What did you give him?"
Curly...."Hammeritis!"------------------
jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"
Now fortified with 8 essential slices of bacon goodness
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jetman
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MAY 28, 07:29 PM
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jetman
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AUG 16, 07:55 AM
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Captain...."If this were the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
Curly..."But you couldn't do that Captain, we don't get up that early."
Knight...."Gentleman the Queen requests your presence."
Curly...."But we haven't any presents, all the stores were closed."
Curly,,,,"Today I'm going to change my socks, what a experience!"
Shemp,,,,"Do marshmallows have pits?"
Moe,,,,"No, there empty like your skull."
Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"
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