Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Moe, Larry, Curly! (Page 12/18)
jetman DEC 13, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by Patrick:

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I resemble that remark.

Hey stick out your tounge, dumps hot pepper on tounge Wooo, wooo, woooooo, nawwwww!

Jetman spinning around in circles on the floor

Angry husband,,,, "How dare you kiss my wife in front of me!"
Curly,,,, "Turn around, I'll kiss her behind your back."

Party guest,,,,"Do you know of the great wall in China?"
Curly,,,,"No, but I know of a great fence in Chicago."

Jetman hyperventilating,,,, "The cheese, the cheese, Moe, Larry the cheese!"

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jetman JAN 27, 09:09 PM
"She was bred in ole Kentucky but she's only a crumb up here
She's knock-kneed and double jointed with a cauliflower ear
Someday we shall be married and if vegetables get too dear
I'll just cut myself a nice big slice of her cauliflower ear
'cuz that ain't rationed!"

Curly,,,,"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Let a man who knows how to saw , see , saw!"
"Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antellope are play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ing!" SMACK

Larry,,,,"A marvelous accomplishment."
Moe,,,,"A prodigious achievement."
Curly,,,,"It's putrid!"

Moe,,,,"We eluded them!"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, and we got away."

Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" slap smack bonk
2.5 JAN 28, 08:59 AM
/\ /\ Love it.

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84fiero123 JAN 28, 09:22 AM
I loved the stooges in the 60s when I was growing up and couldn't ever stop laughing, even my dad would smile when they were on, something he rarely ever did that I remember.

Amanda, now anytime there is a stooges marathon on she will laugh so much I sometimes worry she will go into laughing fits and hurt hersef.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't



Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

jetman OCT 04, 10:46 PM
I resemble that remark, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.


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Originally posted by Patrick:
Kitskaboodle OCT 05, 10:48 AM
Just saw this thread....
Love the Stooges! I am an old technology buff and have several Stooges shorts on Laserdisc and CED!
Kit
jetman MAR 05, 05:52 PM
This coffee tastes like paint.

Moe "Hey William Tell, for two pins I'd bat your brains in
Curly "I haven't any pins
Moe "You haven't any brains either.

Moe "Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!'
Curly "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"

Moe "Are we near the place?
Curly "Well being as no other place around the place I reckon this must be the place I reckon.

Give me an anesthetic doc
What color?
He wants to be knocked out.
Aaaaaah CLANG he's out!
What ya give him?
HAMMER-ITIS

Wooo wooo wooo jetman spinning in circles on the floor, it's a Three Stooges DVD.
Doni Hagan MAR 05, 06:12 PM
If you get some free time, I'd like to recommend three books to you.

Moe Howard's autobio "I Stooged To Conquer", Larry Fine's "Stroke of Luck" and "One Fine Stooge" by Steve Cox.

A must for any Stooges fan!
jetman APR 14, 05:40 PM
"Knaves, announce yourselves to the Queen.
"Your Majesty, we are the three fallen knights.
"Our days aint so hot either. CLANG

I quit.
You can't quit.
Why not?
Because you're fired.
You can't fire him.
Why not?
Because he quit.

Moe "Get the Dynamite.
Curly "HEY! You're not gonna BLAST?
Moe "What would YOU DO?"
Curly "I'd blast.

Man "Are you members of the press?
Curly "I used to be, but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning.
jetman MAR 07, 09:49 PM
Gentlemen, the Queen requests you presence.
But we haven't any presents, all the stores were closed. Nyun nyuk nyuk.