Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Moe, Larry, Curly! (Page 11/18)
USFiero MAR 28, 12:26 AM
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed."
- Curly Howard

This one got me.
jetman MAR 28, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by jimbolaya:

You dug up this thread from 2004. You truly are sick.

Jim


Curly...."I feel better already."
Moe...."What was the matter with you?"
Curly...."NOTHING!" nyuk nyuk nyuk

Actually it's much worse than you thought, I started back in 04, kept it going this whole time much to the chargrin of the forum members. As you can see, everyone is ignoring me, no body in his/her right mind is encouraging me at all.

Patient...."Give me an anasthetic Doctor!"
Curly...."What color?"
Man...."He wants to get knocked out."
Curly smacks patient with a large mallet.
Curly...."He's out!"
Man...."What did you give him?"
Curly...."Hammeritis!"


Fire Captain...."If this were the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
Curly..."But you couldn't do that Captain, we don't get up that early."


Knight...."Gentleman the Queen requests your presence."
Curly...."But we haven't any presents, all the stores were closed."
Scottzilla79 MAR 28, 11:49 AM
LOL I encourage you. I love stooges.
jetman FEB 25, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Scottzilla79:

LOL I encourage you. I love stooges.



I resemble that remark, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

The Three Stooges movie is coming soon! Check out the trailer.

http://www.threestooges.com/movie/
Doni Hagan FEB 26, 01:28 PM
On one of Marvin's tours, we were told to choose a pseudonym for hotel registration.....security purposes.
Mine was "Hassan Ben Soba" from Malice In The Palace.

Hassan Ben Soba: I am Hassan Ben Soba.
Shemp: I had a few too many myself.
[chuckles]
Moe: Quiet!

Love the Stooges!

[This message has been edited by Doni Hagan (edited 02-26-2012).]

jetman JUL 21, 09:26 AM
The Three Stooges Movie!

I just rented it from BlockBuster, I loved it, 4 out of 5 slaps for any knucklehead and it's rated PG so your parents can watch it too, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Granted, nobody can ever replace the boys, but the actors and the script did a fine job of paying honor to the stooges. I really admire how well the actors got all the manerisms down, the script played into the gags, plenty of the old routines revived in a fresh fashion.

I got to hand it to the Farley brothers for producing the Three Stooges movie, guts for attempting a next to impossible task for the stooge purists, all the credit in the world for getting it right, beyond what I was expecting.

Oh yeah, check out the "Stooge Mash", bonus feature on the DVD, it'll crack you up.

You know, I'll admit that I was hyper-critical going in at first, judgements were quickly erased, found myself laughing out loud, yeah, it was a very good movie for the stooge fan.

It truley paid honor to the boys..
jetman MAR 28, 07:12 PM
So one of our product vendors was visiting me in the store, I had excuse myself for a brief moment, came back into the office to see him laughing his butt off. Unbeknownst to me, he's a big Three Stooges fan, my email notification sound is the Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard clip. Yeah, he heard that loud and clear! He's our best product supplier now, that's for sure!

Yeah, you guys thought if you ignored me, this thread would go away, but that's sabatooogie!

The boys are about to jump off the building to their deaths, Curly starts eating a pie, Moe asks Curly, why are you eating a pie for at a time like this? Curly replies, "So I can die-just right".

jetman spinning around in circles on the floor, whooo, whooo, whooo. Moe, Larry the cheese, the cheese. Limburger!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, thread is still alive, no jive!
jetman JUN 08, 02:17 AM
So you all thought that if you ignored me, this thread would fade away? That's SABATOOOOGIE.


Larry,,,,Maybe we better humor him."
Curly,,,,I'll marry him if there is enough money in it."


Co. Butz,,,,"Gentlemen, meet Major Filbern. He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbern', and he can smell a spy a mile away."
Curly,,,,"I'm glad he can't smell 'em any closer !!"


Gentleman,,,,"Are you members of the press"?
Curly,,,,,"I used to be,,,but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning".


Innkeeper,,,,"What kind of fool do you take me for."
Curly,,,,"Why, is there more than one kind?"


Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"
jetman DEC 11, 07:00 PM
Curly,,,,,"I shot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care. I get my arrows wholesale!!"
Moe,,,,"Hey Wiliam Tell, for two pins I'd bat your brains in!"
Curly,,,,"But I haven't any pins."
Moe,,,,"You haven't any brains either!"

Holy cow! This thread just won't die, will it? Maybe it's haunted, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Ok so I walk into the company training center before the meeting started and suddenly I see myself up on the big projection screen so seeing as I was on camera and all, naturally I started into Three Stooges lines. Well now, unbeknownst to me, the meeting was being broadcast to all the franchises. The good part, i still have a job, everyone got a kick out of it, me being a big ham and everything..

Moe,,,, "You've got nothing to worrie about, if the burgler stabs you in the head, he'll ruin his knife"

Knight,,,, "Knaves, announce yourself to the queen."
Moe,,,,"Your majesty, we are the three fallen knights."
Curly,,,,"Our days ain't so hot either,"

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, keeping this thread going for 10 years, i'm an imbecile.

Customer,,,,"What kind of fool do you take me for."
Curly,,,,"Why, is there more then one kind?"
Patrick DEC 12, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by jetman:

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, keeping this thread going for 10 years, i'm an imbecile.





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