Only post in this thread when you're drunk (Page 10/73)
InTheLead JUL 20, 05:41 AM
I saw cliff then i jumpedd off!!
fierobear JUL 20, 06:04 AM
MDFierolvr JUL 21, 01:58 AM
Wooooo! drunk and browsing the interwebs. I came across some fun stuff too.

This, from 2004 and a video I always watch when I am down and want a laugh. I present, the whistles... they go WHOOOO!
Grandaddy84SE JUL 22, 01:04 AM
VODKA. I like kittens, I Like boobs, I LIKE vodka. I'm gonna hate tomorrow morning. Genetics are weird, the other day I bumped into a woman who had been a cheerleader in high school and wouldn't have given me the time of day in school. Her daughter was with her, my son was with me. Her daughter shared some classes with my son and almost wet herself at the chance to talk to him, she had not inherited her mothers looks. Fortunately, my son has not inherited my looks or height. My family has been short and homely on both sides for generations, he is tall and GQ handsome, my daughter is shorter but drop dead gorgous,I think my wife brought a lot more than good taste to our marriage.
ls3mach JUL 24, 02:24 AM
First time I have been drunk without being too intoxicated to remember to post. WOOT!!!
fierobear JUL 24, 03:33 AM
Scotch. Boobs. Where's my wife...mmmm, booooobs...*SLAP*. Er...where's the scotch?
FIEROPHREK AUG 01, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by FIEROPHREK:
Me ! Ok you drunk bastards,How do i hit on the hot bartender and be sucksessfull;? i was talking to her tyonite and she like gave me her hole work scedule and stuff. I don't want to look like ever other drunk dude in the palce but i want to bang this chick bad. Whats the classyist way to do it without being and a_hole? Man this womann is drop dead gorgweous. she told me she was working tuesday and i should come out.
Is that a good signe?





ok so my driking b8uddy from work asks the hot chick to come to his Bday party .He said "come to my party! rudy(my nickname)wants to hook up wit you but it to fraid to say anything! He is gonna be there! so are you gonna come to my party? she said maybe and he was allexcited. i said that was her way of being polite and saying NO at the same time. What dfo you guys think? I think she will not show but my buddy is saying she will. Am i being to negative? If i am icant help iti have a bad trak record with women.Am i even asking the right people bybasking you drunk mo fo's LIOL Well i thoink she is ju8st being polite but my buddy swears she is gonna show . Well i will be a luky dude if she does show. If she doesn't . . . well io figured she wouldn't. loike i said ,i am a very negative person. i cant help it its hopw i see the world.

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ARCHIES JUNK IS FASTER THAN SHAUNNA'S JUNK

12.3 is faster than a 13.2

cliffw AUG 01, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by FIEROPHREK:
Am i being to negative?


Who cares, your having a good time, .
psychosurfer AUG 03, 12:44 AM
Well, well, well...here it is Saturady night. Only 12:45 and I am back at our house in Geporgia. Our newest company promotes concerts around the S.E. us. What a CRAZY night!!!!!

We are flying my mom with us to our house in the islands in the morning. Last time she had passport issues and was not allowed to fly...BOOO I am excited to show her what we have made for ourselves over the past year in our little slice of paradise!

Better have a few drinks of water to avoid "flu like symptoms" in teh morning! LOL
Saxman AUG 03, 01:36 AM
Too many Jack-N-Cokes for me tonight. We had a big party to celebrate ... uhh... well, just to have a party.

I need to get to sleep because I have a visitor early tomorrow who wants to cut the T-tops off my '87 before11 am.

I'm a drunk who appreciates this place even more when toasted. Thanks, Cliff!