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Lets try to laugh at how life is going.... by cvxjet
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I was already isolated inside because of drug-induced Lupus (Dr. prescribed Omeprazole for Hiatal hernia) Can't be out in the sun (Burned back of neck 15 minutes exposure to fluorescent light) Now my new dog (14 months old) had a luxated patella so I had to have her surgisized....She is stuck in her crate for at least 4 weeks.

So I was in the store and thought of a certain part of our situation, and then came home and drew up a cartoon- some of my friends liked it;



If anyone else has any funny stories/jokes/cartoons, let's PLEASE see them!
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Tried to post a short video clip off my phone but didn't work. Sorry

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@ OP... You are here... http://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum1/HTML/099264.html

Stay safe.
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cvxjet, .

I also have some health nags, which will pass or not. Much like life.
I needed a haircut but was hospitalized. Some three weeks later, I escaped and wanted a hair cut. from an ole' fashioned, elderly, barber. His clienteil is older too. All the "at risk" folks, violating self isolation.

We were quipping. I mentioned that if there is a long line, or a group of people trying to score a product, start coughing and sneezing and watch the line thin.
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All this social distancing, conserving food. Eating food that can be stored for a long time.
You know the kind, those cans of beans that you have been neglecting in the back of the pantry have come to haunt you.
Let me tell you there is no more powerful tool for social distancing than a good fart.
So scarf down those cans of beans, eat that cabbage that no one wanted at the store.
Trust me you wont have any issues with people invading your space.
Plus if your woman sticks around you know its love.
(or its the fact she is eating the same food)

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Hudini, I saw that posted earlier on a veterans website called Together We Served.
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Is that from Obama's Twitter feed?
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Hudini, I saw that posted earlier on a veterans website called Together We Served.
Are you a member there?


No, it's from an expats humor group on WeChat over here. Mostly funny stuff, some back and forth between anti and pro-Trump folks.
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Lots of expats on TWS too..mostly from the P.I. and S. Korea but others in Panama too.
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1243980780705103872


and.........

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Apologies to Hank Jr...

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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together

Not my original work but, I’ve got the symptoms.... Rams 🤪
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Not my original work...


We could tell.

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The World : You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
COVID-19 : What do you mean I'm funny?
The World : It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
COVID-19 : What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
The World : It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
COVID-19 : [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
USA : COVID-19 no, you got it all wrong.
COVID-19 : Oh, oh, USA. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
The World : Jus...
COVID-19 : What?
The World : Just... ya know... you're funny.
COVID-19 : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
The World : Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
COVID-19 : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
The World : [long pause] Get the **** out of here, COVID-19!
COVID-19 : [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. USA, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, The World. You may fold under questioning.
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Originally posted by Patrick:

We could tell.



Being the sensitive kind of guy that I am, I am trying to stay strong and not break down over this. It’s a tough job but, I think I can handle the criticism.

Rams. 🤪
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Being the sensitive kind of guy that I am...


Now that's a real zinger!

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2-3 people on PFF will probably be making tinfoil masks for themselves....not to prevent spread but to accessorize,.....to match their hats.

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Lady walks into Walmart and asks

"Where are the nuts?"

Clerk answers

"They're in the toilet paper aisle."
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I’ve got the symptoms....🤪
I am trying to stay strong and not break down over this.


My wife says she needs "retail therapy".

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NBC News video content

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: Easter Bunny "essential worker" and not restricted by COVID-19 lockdown.
https://www.nbcnews.com/vid...-pm-says-81725509748


Police in the west of India don colorful coronavirus costumed-helmets, riot shields and batons in COVID-19 public lockdown reminder campaign.
https://www.nbcnews.com/vid...e-across-81673797862

CLICK FOR FULL SIZE

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The latest 'shortage' is elastic..for masks.
None available around here.
My niece found some on line and ordered one 140 yard roll of it.
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The latest 'shortage' is elastic..for masks.
None available around here.
My niece found some on line and ordered one 140 yard roll of it.

Aw, come on! That's a bit of a stretch.
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"Is that a virus crawling across my copy of the latest national economic stimulus and bailout bill?"
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This seems so "on point" that I think of it as actually too serious for this Comic Relief thread, but I can't help thinking about Public Service Announcements from the U.S. Treasury Department, that are (likely) going to be airing on the major cable TV channels and broadcast networks in the very near future.

How business owners and other Americans can access the financial power of the new $2T (2 Trillion Dollar) COVID-19 National Economic Stimulus and Bailout Plan.

Click to show

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Looking on the bright side, hey my traffic on the way to work and back is much improved!

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