So here's my tactic: one day I am going to post in this thread and then post in like thirty other threads as quickly as possible so that it gets pushed out of sight. Of course, now that you all know that you will be watching for it. Dammit didn't really think that one through did I?
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Don't you see? Cliff will win, if/when he closes the thread...
To make this thread more fun (for me) I will release the lyrics of my new song (soon to be a hit on Youtube)
Bacon
I love my bacon And that is no lie Cuz I love it ten times more then the Clouds in the sky
It will be there for me Through heartach and pain And never will it leave me Through sunshine or rain
I love the bacon he loves the bacon she loves the bacon it loves the bacon(2x)
Bacon is oh so much more then a snack Cuz when you love bacon It loves you right back. I never speak badly About my dear friend, Because no matter what happens He'll be there till the end.
I love the bacon he loves the bacon she loves the bacon it loves the bacon(2x)
I know my bacon is there In the night And will always protect me From things that will frighten me And now I know as I lay down to bed That I will be guarded by the strip near my head
I love the bacon he loves the bacon she loves the bacon it loves the bacon(2x)
Oh, my sweet salty meat, Oh my precious bacon, No matter who I ever meet, you shall never be foresaken
My heart is clogged with the fat of your love. Its your smokey glory Thats a gift from above The angels in heaven sing out your sweet name "It's the very best foodstuff" is what they proclaim
Doctors are saying I have to give you up But even your drippings I collect in a Cup I just can't do it, You are too near my heart And even until death, We must never part.
I love the bacon he loves the bacon she loves the bacon it loves the bacon(repeat and fade out)
May favorite line: "My heart is clogged with the fat of your love."
[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 12-20-2007).]
Bacon, smokey good. Get a good slab with a good knife and you're okay. Bacon, its a treat. Grab that slab with both hands and make a slash. New car, caviar, gems, all that junk, Think Ill buy me a hunk-a-chunk.
Bacon, backstrap. I'm all right jack keep your hands off of my rack. Bacon, its a hit. Dont give me that "good vain-health" bullshit. I ain't no tofu eatin' treadmill running mouse, Hell, I think I'll buy me a smokehouse.
Bacon, its a crime. Eat it sparingly but don't drink the juice from your fry. Bacon, so they say, Is the root of all evil today. Soon to be illegal, busted, low-life medical criminal, They'll put you away.
Bacon, smokey good. Get a good slab with a good knife and you're okay. Bacon, its a treat. Grab that slab with both hands and make a slash. New car, caviar, gems, all that junk, Think Ill buy me a hunk-a-chunk.
Bacon, backstrap. I'm all right jack keep your hands off of my rack. Bacon, its a hit. Dont give me that "good vain-health" bullshit. I ain't no tofu eatin' treadmill running mouse, Hell, I think I'll buy me a smokehouse.
Bacon, its a crime. Eat it sparingly but don't drink the juice from your fry. Bacon, so they say, Is the root of all evil today. Soon to be illegal, busted, low-life medical criminal, They'll put you away.
This is still going on? Hey, I'm now the last person. I WIN!!!!
