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Now I know why I don't attract women... I need one of these! by cam-a-lot
Started on: 07-31-2016 06:19 AM
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The only problem is that the women it attracts all have tons of cosmetic surgery done, you know like Joan Rivers.

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Report this Post07-31-2016 10:35 AM Click Here to See the Profile for cvxjetClick Here to Email cvxjetSend a Private Message to cvxjetEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....
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Originally posted by cvxjet:

Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....


About as cohesive as dog crap stuck in a dog's butt hairs that you have to wash out with a garden hose. It is cohesive...but you wish it didn't exist.


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Report this Post07-31-2016 03:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for dobeySend a Private Message to dobeyEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
I wonder how much he's asking for it (ie, if it's enough you could just buy a real Esprit).
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I think it looks pretty good!
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I think it looks pretty good!


Me too. The rear is a little high but looks good. I wonder what the front end looks like?
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It is a solution to the GT tail light situation.
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I think it looks pretty good!
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When I first got into this hobby around 1997, there was a guy from England that went across the country in a Fiero and he had pictures that he took with numerous girls that he met in different states. Some of these pictures showed up to a dozen women around his Fiero and I guess that he was promoting the car as his chic magnet. I don't recall the chaps name but some of the long time members may remember him. The Fiero may be an attractive car to the female species as this guy did real well!!!!

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Most hilarious thing I've seen today!

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Add me to 'looks pretty good" chorus. Solo Two's thoughts on the rear end are spot on.
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Doesn't pass as a lotus esprit way too short but looks okay stance sits like every kit car too high.
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LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...

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Report this Post08-03-2016 11:47 AM Click Here to See the Profile for cam-a-lotSend a Private Message to cam-a-lotEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
I KNEW it looked familiar for a reason!!! Go Gadget Go!! You are right

Why on earth someone would butcher a car with nice lines (Fiero) into something that only a blind person would mistake for a Lotus is beyond me... but hey, it was worth a giggle

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Maybe this is the car you need ???

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This works well enough for me, even at 70.

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Maybe this is the car you need ???



What car?
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Originally posted by Fastfiero1:

LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...





DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever!

Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar?

Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!
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DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever!

Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar?

Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!


Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI
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I think Countach used VW something rear lights turned upside down.
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Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI


Please tell me we aren't really considdering this kit to be on the same level as a real lotus... or even the same level as a Toyota corolla.
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Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI


Please tell me we aren't really considdering this kit to be on the same level as a real lotus... or even the same level as a Toyota corolla.
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I saw a really nice 2000 Esprit at a car show yesterday.
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Originally posted by Fiero 88:


What car?


Lamborghini Aventador....
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Originally posted by cam-a-lot:

Now I know why I don't attract women


Your "chick magnet" is broken, you need to install a new one.

 
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Lamborghini Aventador....


I don't see a car either, What pic are you looking at?
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