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it happened to me! by WhiteDevil88
Started on: 06-10-2011 07:23 PM
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Have you ever had chronic diarrhea for a year, and then after you produce a steaming bran muffin, a black string of mucous hung from your anus like a greasy black basketball shoelace? And then before you can wipe the clinging sinewy of colorectal detritus from your browneye, you hear women's heels click across the floor outside. The footsteps stop outside the door, and as the doorknob is molested, a husky voice speaks through the doorframe,

"Do you need any help?"
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That actually explains a LOT...
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Originally posted by WhiteDevil88:

Have you ever had chronic diarrhea for a year, and then after you produce a steaming bran muffin, a black string of mucous hung from your anus like a greasy black basketball shoelace? And then before you can wipe the clinging sinewy of colorectal detritus from your browneye, you hear women's heels click across the floor outside. The footsteps stop outside the door, and as the doorknob is molested, a husky voice speaks through the doorframe,

"Do you need any help?"


I would sh!t!!!

... AGAIN!!!
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Report this Post06-10-2011 10:35 PM Click Here to See the Profile for WhiteDevil88Click Here to Email WhiteDevil88Send a Private Message to WhiteDevil88Direct Link to This Post
Nothing left in the bank. I was cleaner then a whistle.
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Report this Post06-11-2011 01:28 AM Click Here to See the Profile for NickD3.4Click Here to Email NickD3.4Send a Private Message to NickD3.4Direct Link to This Post
So you have been full of **** all this time. Guess you will start making more sense now

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Originally posted by WhiteDevil88:

...a black string of mucous hung from your anus like a greasy black basketball shoelace? "Do you need any help?"


Its just your evil. Don't worry, your body will make more. I was afraid my evil was lost for good when it happened to me, but I made more.
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Originally posted by NickD3.4:

So you have been full of **** all this time. Guess you will start making more sense now



That is fine. I take a lot of **** from the assholes around here, so there is a never ending supply from others.
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Report this Post06-11-2011 04:28 PM Click Here to See the Profile for WichitaClick Here to Email WichitaSend a Private Message to WichitaDirect Link to This Post
ROTFLMAO!

Love your detailed description. Made me tear up in laughter.

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what a crappy thread.
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Report this Post06-11-2011 11:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

what a crappy thread.


So was this one:

http://www.fiero.nl/forum/A...020319-6-003876.html

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