Have you ever had chronic diarrhea for a year, and then after you produce a steaming bran muffin, a black string of mucous hung from your anus like a greasy black basketball shoelace? And then before you can wipe the clinging sinewy of colorectal detritus from your browneye, you hear women's heels click across the floor outside. The footsteps stop outside the door, and as the doorknob is molested, a husky voice speaks through the doorframe,
Have you ever had chronic diarrhea for a year, and then after you produce a steaming bran muffin, a black string of mucous hung from your anus like a greasy black basketball shoelace? And then before you can wipe the clinging sinewy of colorectal detritus from your browneye, you hear women's heels click across the floor outside. The footsteps stop outside the door, and as the doorknob is molested, a husky voice speaks through the doorframe,
"Do you need any help?"
I would sh!t!!!
... AGAIN!!!
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