Some would say we already have a winner. He was elected by a narrow margin in 2004.
Whether you like him or not, this joke's still funny:
The Lie Clock Joke:
This guy dies and finds his way to heaven.
As he stands in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, this guy sees a huge wall of clocks behind the saint.
The guy asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the guy, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's, said St. Peter. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Wow that's great. And where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"President Bush's Lie-Clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."
[This message has been edited by NEPTUNE (edited 09-10-2006).]
