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Lying Contest by cliffw
Started on: 09-01-2006 02:21 PM
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Report this Post09-02-2006 07:18 AM Click Here to See the Profile for proffClick Here to visit proff's HomePageSend a Private Message to proffDirect Link to This Post
The air fare from Australia to the east coast states is going down to an affordable price.
Gas prices are coming down and you wil be able to afford to drive your fieros more often.
For this years RFTH I an going to over turn my fiero and padle to the USA for this years RFTH.
Is this a lie or not?
Yahoo I own page 2


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I am a sane well balanced individual.
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My wife said I could buy another Fiero and have Loyde from Fast Fieros install a 3800SC II in it.
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Report this Post09-02-2006 11:53 AM Click Here to See the Profile for fogglethorpeSend a Private Message to fogglethorpeDirect Link to This Post
I do not own a Fiero, and never have.

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Originally posted by cliffw:

My wife said I could buy another Fiero and have Loyde from Fast Fieros install a 3800SC II in it.

Trade you wives.
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Gas prices are going down
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True or false, Iv'e worked at Lockheed-Martin?

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I know what I'm doing.

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Report this Post09-03-2006 01:58 PM Click Here to See the Profile for cliffwSend a Private Message to cliffwDirect Link to This Post
The wife just told me she invited her girlfriend over.
Woo Hooo !
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Hold my soda and watch this.
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That will buff right out.
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My wife brought me another beer.
I told her I have had enough.
She insisted.
I told her "no".
I poured it out while she was not looking.

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Well, I am off to work for a week. I am looking forward to it.
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Report this Post09-03-2006 04:26 PM Click Here to See the Profile for agrabo85fieroSend a Private Message to agrabo85fieroDirect Link to This Post
Cliff, boondawg, FieroRumor, Stimpy, and Tinton are all the same person. and he dosent really own fieros, they are all rebodied MR2's each person is accually a robot controlled by Cliff.
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Originally posted by agrabo85fiero:
Cliff, boondawg, FieroRumor, Stimpy, and Tinton are all the same person. and he dosent really own fieros, they are all rebodied MR2's each person is accually a robot controlled by Cliff.

Hey, you got the wrong thread.
This is the Lying Contest.

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I'm a happy camper.
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MJ! how are you?

ya at the library or did you get internet svc?
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Originally posted by sostock:

MJ! how are you?

ya at the library or did you get internet svc?


I'm at my sister's house and using her connection. Still no phone service lines to my place.
I'm well enough tho--just tired as heck. Thanks for asking, I miss everyone here.
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I cruise around town every day in my Fiero. In fact, it runs like new.
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i hate the 84 model year.
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Report this Post09-03-2006 11:05 PM Click Here to See the Profile for cliffwSend a Private Message to cliffwDirect Link to This Post
Don,,,we are glad to here from ya !
Your sister has connections ? I gotta ask, this is the lying thread.
She asked me.
I said "yes".
She again aked me, "are you sure".
I told her I was and I will. I will respect you in the morning.


She... is not Don's sister.
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I am surrounded by women....and they are all naked.
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I have been peed on by a Dolfin... Twice.
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"Dolphin" is actually spelled "dolfin".

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i love every single person that exists on this beautiful planet
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i love every single person that exists on this beautiful planet


That's true.
You just look like that kind of "glass is half full" kind of person!

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That's true.
You just look like that kind of "glass is half full" kind of person!


...on a good day...
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Originally posted by yosemitefieros:
I have been peed on by a Dolfin... Twice.

You mean a whale.
No lie.
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"It happens to everyone!"

hehehehehehehe,
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I drove north on the pipeline haul road until the pavement ended, doing a reasonable 70 MPH and noting the bad spots. Coming back at 100 plus I came to a smooth straight I remembered, kicked the Fiero up to 115 when the frost heave appeared right on the centerline and about six inches high. When it snaked across my lane the front of the Fiero jumped up at an angle, ripping three fourths of the windshield from the frame. When the rear landed the front trans mount went through the cradle.
It took most of the rest of the pint to calm down enough to get the Fiero home. I learned my lesson and don't drink and drive anymore.
Four years now and almost down to not drinking at all ever, shunned by former friends I still preach the anti-drink with fervor of a recent convert.
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Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!
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I love Mormons! I hate Fieros and Micheal Jackson is going to be my babysitter for my first born! Right after Steve Erwin gets done showing whata Crac looks like up close....Aww.. That was probably too soon, right?
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I have an extremely tiny p*nis.
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Islam is a peaceful religion.

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I am not a thread killer.
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Originally posted by Phaeton:

I drove north on the pipeline haul road until the pavement ended, doing a reasonable 70 MPH and noting the bad spots. Coming back at 100 plus I came to a smooth straight I remembered, kicked the Fiero up to 115 when the frost heave appeared right on the centerline and about six inches high. When it snaked across my lane the front of the Fiero jumped up at an angle, ripping three fourths of the windshield from the frame. When the rear landed the front trans mount went through the cradle ..

True.

 
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Originally posted by Phaeton:
It took most of the rest of the pint to calm down enough to get the Fiero home..

False.
It took the REST of the pint!
And it wasn't a pint, it was a QUART.

 
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I learned my lesson and don't drink and drive anymore...

True.
But it's becouse you SUCK at it!

 
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Four years now and almost down to not drinking at all ever.

True.
But see above.

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I just won the lottery
Fiero sold better car acquired.
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That warm spot in the pool, thats not from the sun
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quote
Originally posted by fierogt88:

Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.

I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.

My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.

I have no idea how to handle this.

What the **** do I do!!


www.bodybuildingforum.com, or something like that. That's going to be one of the most famous threads of all time! I saw where people were giving shoutouts from their different home forums, and I thought about saying hello from PFF on in that thread, but somehow I'm not so sure Cliff (or some of us) would appreciate that! Funniest thread I've read in quite some time...

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