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maryjane
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MAR 28, 02:38 PM
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In these times, here are some pickup lines that you can use with the ladies:
"Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin".
"Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf"
"That's not hand sanitizer in my pocket. I'm just happy to be within 6 ft. of you"
"You can't spell virus without U and I"
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randye
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MAR 28, 03:54 PM
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Happy to report that the PFF System Bot is working well:
 [This message has been edited by randye (edited 03-28-2020).]
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Patrick
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MAR 28, 04:01 PM
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She's after the hand sanitizer in your pocket. 
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Jake_Dragon
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MAR 28, 04:54 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by Patrick:
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She would get it.
I went to school with twins that could have passed for her. (Not anymore, story for another time)
I was such a stupid kid...
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olejoedad
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MAR 28, 05:38 PM
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Mine showed a discount tire ad....😟
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Boondawg
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MAR 28, 08:22 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by olejoedad:
Mine showed a discount tire ad....😟 |
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As usual, promises of Xanadu!
Excelsior! 
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maryjane
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MAR 28, 08:46 PM
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| quote | Originally posted by randye:
Happy to report that the PFF System Bot is working well:
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Not bad looking for 72 years old.........
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blackrams
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MAR 28, 09:51 PM
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 How much is this in US $$?[This message has been edited by blackrams (edited 03-28-2020).]
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maryjane
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MAR 29, 12:17 AM
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1000 Euros=$1,116.85 USD
That team BTW, is stationed in Italy.  
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blackrams
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MAR 29, 08:39 AM
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| quote | Originally posted by maryjane:
1000 Euros=$1,116.85 USD
That team BTW, is stationed in Italy. |
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I believe we've discussed my friend with Italian traits previously. But, I never said she was across the pond.
All in fun Don, all in fun. Just pulling yer chain.  BTW, tried that Prince Charmin line on my wife last night, all I got was an eye roll. 
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