No disrespect to those that may have done it. But I have seen several articles that say it did not happen BUT they are left leaning defenders of him. So I just want to know the truth.
I am going to postulate that there is a much greater likelihood that Biden dropped a bomb on the bench or went poo in the pew than the prospect that Trump plotted with Putin to purloin the presidency. Perhaps Pelosi should propose an investigation.
Actually, I think he saw the Pope in a white dress and pointy hat and thought Robert Byrd had come back to haunt him. Scared the holy crap right out of him.
On the way back from track practice after high school, I **** myself on my walk home and had to clean myself up at McDonalds. But I had just run like 9 miles, and had a super spicy dinner with my buddies the night before at Anita's New Mexican Restaurant in Northern Virginia.
Just thought I'd share... hahah... that was like ~1995
I knew a USMC retired colonel (now deceased) that had to wear a colostomy bag for several decades. He got around quite well with it, it was barely noticeable (he wore pants that were a bit baggy legged) and he was key speaker at a lot of very public events over the last decades of his life. Most folks never knew it but he told those of us close to him early on (I had served under him in the early 70s) then later spoke about it publicly numerous times.
I have returned from working way back on the back side of this property more than once, missing a sock or with a shirtsleeve ripped off... but at least my skivvies and pants were clean.
Todd: Many years ago, I went fishing with a friend of mine in NW Florida, out of Pensacola & up the Escambia River. We were about 10 miles from our launch point when we hit a log and lost the lower unit of the motor and had to drift/paddle back down river. Along the way, almost at sunset,my fishing buddy quickly pulled us onto shore, took off into the woods without a word and came back a while later with no shirt at all. Mosquitoes feasted on him the rest of the way back to the landing.
I knew a USMC retired colonel (now deceased) that had to wear a colostomy bag for several decades.
I totally understand and am sympathetic, believe it or not. I have a few stories to bolster my sympathy. My discontent with biden is why I have no sympathy for him or his supporters. Yes I care that much about America, to not let them feel good about what they are doing. If it sounds bad, oh well I guess, but I think this administration is DEFINITELY doing great harm to America and I couldn't care less about their feelings.
I have lived long enough to have visited the Vatican......twice.
I didn't meet the Pope on either occasion.
I also didn't crap in my pants there.....on either occasion.
Although I am not familiar with the toilet facilities inside the Vatican, I am familiar enough with the public toilets in Rome to know that "taking care of business" before or after excursions around the city is very advisable.
Biden's formal visit with the Pontiff didn't come as a complete surprise, or on the spur of the moment.
This [temporal-lobe epilepsy] might explain a lot. It might tell us, for example, why [Julius] Caesar fails to rise when the Senate comes to deify him. His purpose in remaining seated is not so much to humiliate the senators as to avoid humiliating himself. Cornell University's Professor Strauss chooses his words with care: "Well, Caesar said - or his handler said - that he couldn't do it [stand up] because part of his illness was that he suffered from terrible [diarrhea.] Had he gotten up there would have been a scene whose ugliness can only be imagined."
Much has been made by historians about this episode, when Julius Caesar remained seated instead of standing to recognize the delegation from Rome's Senate who had come to honor him. It was a remarkable breach of protocol. "Outside the norms of conduct" for a prominent Roman, as it could well be described in today's news media. Was Caesar purposely "dissing" ancient Rome's most revered public institution--the Senate? Or is there another explanation?
"Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus . . ." ~ Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar"
First aired on the Discovery Channel in 2003:
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In the first ever application of modern science to the murder of Julius Caesar, this one-hour special uses the latest Crime Scene Investigation techniques, computer reconstruction technology, and experts such as Luciano Garofano of the Italian Carabinieri and criminal profiler Dr. Harold Bursztajn of Harvard Medical school, to reveal a shocking new assessment of the truth behind ancient history's most famous assassination. Featured as a cover story in The Sunday Times Magazine.
I've seen this hour-long segment.
I wonder if this "he pooped his pants" narrative about prominent and often older men is a recurring theme that comes down to us from ancient times? Has the same narrative been recorded about kings (for example) from the times of Charlemagne, to England's "Mad" King George III..? To be prominent is to have enemies. That's about as certain as Death and Taxes.
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We joke about it because Brandon is a public figure and a bumbling idiot so an easy target, but really its not funny. Mom had he gall bladder out in the late 80's and spent 30 years wearing depends and gobbling loperamide like candy, It came in 500-pill batches from the pharmacy. and was still afraid to be more than 25 feet from a bathroom because accident did happen. Dad had to have that Buick detailed damn near monthly over accidents. I've gone through 4 soiled couches and futons the past year with Kim's treatment and lost count of the bedding sets that have been tossed. At one point last winter it was piling up outside faster than i could haul it to the dump.
Todd: Many years ago, I went fishing with a friend of mine in NW Florida, out of Pensacola & up the Escambia River. We were about 10 miles from our launch point when we hit a log and lost the lower unit of the motor and had to drift/paddle back down river. Along the way, almost at sunset,my fishing buddy quickly pulled us onto shore, took off into the woods without a word and came back a while later with no shirt at all. Mosquitoes feasted on him the rest of the way back to the landing.
Hahahah!!! Hopefully that wasn't his favorite shirt!
I have seen Beano on the pharmacy shelf. Never realized what it was for until about 3 years ago. (it does not work on frijoles negros-black beans.)
It also, will not prevent red kidney bean poisoning. Yes, the beans usually prepared in 'red beans and rice' can be toxic if undercooked and/or not soaked for 8 hours before cooking. NEVER, use the same water the beans were soaked in to cook them in.
Considering Brandon's severely diminished mental state, it's entirely possible that he was told that she is the Duchess of Cornwall and in his delirium "Grandpa Pants Load" thought they said "Duchess of Corn Hole" and he decided to give an impromptu "trumpet salute" to her.
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Somebody keep that guy the HELL away from the chillie cook-offs !!!!
Ok, true story: One night at the line for dinner (not at home) a person sneezed and without any bodily control,....crapped and vomited at the same time. He wasn't the only one,,, an outbreak of an intestinal virus was spreading. We called it explosive stomach flue.
