Now that's just funny...

...and plastic surgeon.

quote Originally posted by yellowstone: ...and plastic surgeon.

..and not a real good one either

Yeah, not impressed with their surgeon.

Dating twins is NOT all it's cracked up to be.

quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Dating twins is NOT all it's cracked up to be.

The guy is not all that kind of smart. He got twice the "stupid". He is a twin and they didn't insist of the full compliment, .

Just...

Those two might be fun for a night of debauchery, but I suspect spending any further time with them would be a nightmare.

quote Originally posted by Patrick: Those two might be fun for a night of debauchery, but I suspect spending any further time with them would be a nightmare.

Ya think?

wrong thread

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Between the voices, lips and eye brows I think they really scare me more than anything else. WTF

and even just one night with the 2 of them would be more than scary it would be ear shattering.

I think I would pass.

Steve

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Nice lips......

Why do people **** up their face like that?

quote Originally posted by pokeyfiero: Why do people **** up their face like that?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

There isn't enough beer in the world...

I would like to know where these Gold Diggers get their money.

I would be torn between railing them really hard, or beating them to death......maybe both.
No, no, I would love them both like no other!

Like no other? All of them say that about you, don't they, Boondawg?

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

LOL

looks like they used to be cute, before all the plastic surgery. What a shame.

So he gets to bang 2 ugly girls. Id rather have one nice one myself. You can get 2 ugly ones at any bar in town after last call.

quote Originally posted by rogergarrison: So he gets to bang 2 ugly girls. Id rather have one nice one myself.

I've only had I'd rather have 2 ugly chicks guaranteed then 1 pretty one maybe!

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: I've only had I'd rather have 2 ugly chicks guaranteed then 1 pretty one maybe!

Not only that ... but it's hard to tell ugly from pretty when the lights are out or your eyes are closed. Actually, ugly and pretty sometimes reverse under those conditions.

In the dark, the chick with the Tic-Tac is the prettiest...

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quote Originally posted by James Bond 007: I would like to know where these Gold Diggers get their money.

they both work at a retirement home..

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

There ain't enough beer in the world.

Steve

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: In the dark, the chick with the Tic-Tac is the prettiest...

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: In the dark, the chick with the Tic-Tac is the prettiest...

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: Not only that ... but it's hard to tell ugly from pretty when the lights are out or your eyes are closed.

Which women say makes us just about acceptable.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Which women say makes us just about acceptable.

You listen to what women say.....

Yeah, they've done a little weird stuff with plastic surgery... but I guarantee to you there's not a single guy in here that barring any premarital moralities and if not presently married / engaged / dating, that wouldn't just totally wreck both those girls. I would destroy that.

The only thing that scares me is the thought of when one of them gets the idea to nag. Imagine the two of them at the same time nagging? Look, I love my wife... but you know women... sometimes they just like to talk about stuff... like, whatever happened at work, or something stupid their friend said. Just imagine if you have the two of them trying to tell you about their day at the same time...

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Yeah, they've done a little weird stuff with plastic surgery... but I guarantee to you there's not a single guy in here that barring any premarital moralities and if not presently married / engaged / dating, that wouldn't just totally wreck both those girls. I would destroy that. The only thing that scares me is the thought of when one of them gets the idea to nag. Imagine the two of them at the same time nagging? Look, I love my wife... but you know women... sometimes they just like to talk about stuff... like, whatever happened at work, or something stupid their friend said. Just imagine if you have the two of them trying to tell you about their day at the same time...

You know what scares me, the idea of waking up between the 2 of them in the morning after the booze and drugs wear off. Talk about coyote ugly wanting to chew both of your own arms off just so you could get out of there before they woke up after all their makeup had worn off.

Steve

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quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: You know what scares me, the idea of waking up between the 2 of them in the morning after the booze and drugs wear off. Talk about coyote ugly wanting to chew both of your own arms off just so you could get out of there before they woke up after all their makeup had wore off. Steve

Yes, but Steve... those are really big boobs...

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Yes, but Steve... those are really big boobs...

Great fun when they are that age, but give them a few years and they trip over them just walking around naked! I've had women with boobs that big when they are young and they are fun, but don't let a women over 40 with boobs that big get on top, she could suffocate you with them, without even trying.

Steve

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quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: You know what scares me, the idea of waking up between the 2 of them in the morning after the booze and drugs wear off.

I know, Right?
I hate that!
And then they're all like making-out, and I got to get to work, and man, I just can't be late again.
But I know damn well that's exactly what I'm gonna' be again...

quote Originally posted by fireboss: You listen to what women say.....

Only if she is my wife ... sometimes, .

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: The only thing that scares me is the thought of when one of them gets the idea to nag. Imagine the two of them at the same time nagging? Look, I love my wife... but you know women... sometimes they just like to talk about stuff... like, whatever happened at work, or something stupid their friend said. Just imagine if you have the two of them trying to tell you about their day at the same time ...

Yeah man. My wife repeats herself, often. Two of them doing it twice as often, about the same thing (they always do the same thing) ... .

I thought this was going to be about cannons.......

Not work safe, not kid safe not mixed company safe



But what will happen when those 2 girls get older.

Steve

Then again, there isn't a woman in the world that will age as badly as most of us men do (and have).

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Yeah, they've done a little weird stuff with plastic surgery... but I guarantee to you there's not a single guy in here that barring any premarital moralities and if not presently married / engaged / dating, that wouldn't just totally wreck both those girls. I would destroy that.

I have to admit, I'd be willing to give it a go, just for the novelty. Banging twins gives you bragging rights. Nobody needs to know about the plastic surgery gone awry.

quote Originally posted by Blacktree: I have to admit, I'd be willing to give it a go, just for the novelty.

Exactly.
Every one loves super models.
Me, I like circus *****.