I need a laugh today. Anybody know some good car jokes or any kind of jokes?

Volkswogon... ashtray?

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

It's been one of those days, and yes I'm blonde, about fell out of my chair laughing. Keep them coming.

fabulous, watched it three times before I got it. I'm blonde remember? hahahahaha

There are lots of car jokes here.

Why do Skodas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm when you are pushing them
What do you call a convertible Skoda? A dumpster.
How do you double the value of a Skoda? Fill it with petrol.
What is the difference between a Honda and a porcupine? A Honda has the pr!cks on the inside
What one bumper sticker would you see, one on the front, one on the back, of a car where the Man supports Dems, and the Wife supports Reps...'Run Hilary...RUN!!!' The one on the front is the Wife´s !!

The same question was posted on another car fourm a while back.
Ask and you shall recieve: http://jalopnik.com/cars/hu...ng-please-261108.php

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..articulate and bright and clean,
and a nice looking guy.