Is there anyone here that hasn’t found Madonna sexy at some point in her career?

The keyboard has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone’s out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make
And the keyboard has been drinking, the keyboard has been drinking...

And the lightman is blind in one eye, and he can’t see out of the other
And the keyboard-tuner’s got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the keyboard has been drinking, the keyboard has been drinking
And you can’t find your waitress with a geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can’t get served without her
And the keyboard has been drinking, the keyboard has been drinking

And the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post
’cause the keyboard has been drinking, the keyboard has been drinking...
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
’cause the keyboard has been drinking, the keyboard has been drinking
not me,
not me,
not me.

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Sexy but not particularly good looking.

Ahhh the effects of Jaegermeister. My favourite episode apparently involved me chuckling in my sleep (well semi-conciousness) about a "self-righting picnic table"!

Booooop
PK

No!! Never!! Not Once!!! I can't stand her eyebrows..and she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO butch!! Yeeccccccccckkkkk!!!!
Nick

[This message has been edited by fierofetish (edited 12-17-2005).]

ya, well, you're old.

Not for a minute.
But then again, I have a good reason...
*Cough cough*

!! Ha!! And I don't drink, either!!!
A friend of mine always scored, after an evening in a bar..he said it was amazing, how even the ugly ladies became more and more attractive, as the night wore on!! Hee!

Nick

quote Originally posted by buddycraigg: ya, well, you're old.

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Well, there WAS the role she played in "Dick Tracy"...I thought she was pretty smokin' (the scene where she, in a very revealing black dress, gives Dick (Warren Beatty) the chance to convince her to give up being a gangster's moll), for a movie based on a cartoon strip...(which, by the way, was really well done---the scenes were shot in such a way that the backgrounds and the colors still gave the feeling of reading a comic book)

quote Originally posted by Vonov: I think there's a country song about that... (The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time)

Exactly, well said and very applicabe to Madonna.

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Freedom isn't Free, it's always earned.
My imagination is the only limiting factor to my Fiero. Well, there is that money issue.

Admit it guys.

Her music is generally awful, but she is attractive.

If she looked like Aretha Franklin and hawked that garbage she calls music, she would have never gotten anywhere.

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I think she's pretty hot until she smiles... the teeth thing gets to me.

What Buddy is really asking is:
Is there anyone here who hasn't found madonna sexy at some point in their life?
She's pretty slutty so sure, I've found her 'momentarily desireable'.

Yep!

And her Music Rocks!

I don't know what age she was when they were taken, but in the nude B&W photos that were published in Playboy years ago, she looked a lot like an ex-girlfriend of mine. So yeah, that young Madonna was hot. Still needed to shave her pits, though.

I lusted after her when she was young, never heard the first song till probably 10 years later. There was a friend in the Navy that would not stop talking about her, I guess being young and away from the one you love will make for strange desires.
She reminds me of Tammy

There have been 3 Tammys and none of them were any good for me. Marsha has been very very good to me!

I don't think she's that pretty, and she always looks to me like she needs a bath.

quote Originally posted by fierobear: I don't think she's that pretty, and she always looks to me like she needs a bath.

Thats exactly what I have always thought and didn't know it until now.

quote Originally posted by cccharlie: Admit it guys. Her music is generally awful, but she is attractive. If she looked like Aretha Franklin and hawked that garbage she calls music, she would have never gotten anywhere.

Hmmmm, now there's a scary thought. Nope, still gotta say, YUCK! To each their own though, I guess.

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Ron
Freedom isn't Free, it's always earned.
My imagination is the only limiting factor to my Fiero. Well, there is that money issue.

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I don't mind her music, some if it is goood.. some I don't fancy to much

As for her I guess I'm too young to find her sexy..
At this moment she's just an old milf trying to be young and show people she can still be the same old madonna she was before... and as for when she was actually young and popular... well.. I didn't care much about girls or music at that point in my life. or at least I don't think I was.. She was popular in the early to mid 80's right?

quote Originally posted by fierobear: I don't think she's that pretty, and she always looks to me like she needs a bath.

Holy crap! We agree on something!

(me looks around for black helicopters)

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quote Originally posted by buddycraigg: Is there anyone here that hasn’t found Madonna sexy at some point in her career?

<raises hand>

Sorry...she's never done anything for me.....

quote Originally posted by fogglethorpe: <raises hand>

Mine, too.

My wife thinks that it's funny, that, no matter what time of morning (I will sleep with the radio going for an hour or more, if allowed), if anything she's done starts playing, I will get up and turn the radio off.

I dunno, maybe back in the 80's when she was new and doing the whole "Like a Virgin" and "Material Girl" thing... dunno, I was pretty young and just 'discovering myself' so just about any female was attractive...

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no never did think she was hot
and I saw her nude [when she was shooting the SEX book photos]
79st and nw 7ave, in miami
limo stops and a group gets out
chic in a mink coat
her flips the coat open and is nude under-neath
they stayed about 5 min shot the pic's
and jumped back in and drove off

don't like her disco-pop music eathor

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are you kind?

i was just saying she is def. hot for her age. prolly one of the few women her age i would happily sleep with.

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quote Originally posted by fierobear: I don't think she's that pretty, and she always looks to me like she needs a bath.

A "good pressure washing" is what pops into my mind.

I don't think she's bad looking, but she's way down the list...

WAY down the list?? The older I get, the longer and more distant that list becomes tho.
Cull factor=zero.

quote Originally posted by BobadooFunk: i was just saying she is def. hot for her age. prolly one of the few women her age i would happily sleep with.

Madonna: Date of Birth: 16 August 1958

Close in age, WAY hotter:

Sela Ward: Date of Birth: 11 July 1956

Gina Gershon: Date of Birth: 10 June 1962

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