I found this funny program that translates web pages into different dialects, kinda like that babelfisch program. Anyways, I ran it through Microsofts page and this is what it translated it to:
Redneck:Git Windows Media Player 7 Today an' Transfo'm th' Way Yo' Experience Digital Media
Amplify yer play wif th' fust fully integrated, all-in-one player thet lets yo' lissen t'yer favo'ite moosic, hear Internet radio stashuns all on over th' wo'ld, watch videos, copy CDs, an' much mo'e. Wif Windows Media Player 7, yo'll injoy th' highess quality audio an' video ennywhar. Download it today.
Sweedish:Get Veendoos Medeea Pleyer 7 Tudey und Trunsffurm zee Vey Yuoo Ixpereeence-a Deegitel Medeea
Empliffy yuoor pley veet zee furst foolly integreted, ell-in-oone-a pleyer thet lets yuoo leestee tu yuoor fefureete-a mooseec, heer Internet redeeu steshuns ell oofer zee vurld, vetch feedeus, cupy CDs, und mooch mure-a. Veet Veendoos Medeea Pleyer 7, yuoo'll injuy zee heeghest qooeleety oodeeu und feedeu unyvhere-a. Doonlued it tudey. Bork bork bork!
LOL, anyways, here is the site address if you guys want to give it a look. I translated the LS1 thread in the tech section to redneck and I just about killed myself laughing. It even translates our names, eg, MonkeyMan is now Monkey Fellar! Give it a look!