Jokes? (Page 1/1)
88Fingers NOV 27, 08:26 AM
I found it ironic that our marriage councilor had a Bachelors degree!

A rich guy in my area left his lot business to his boys. They call it Parkin' Sons!

Always better to be pissed off than pissed on!
cliffw NOV 27, 12:25 PM
It's not alhimers, it's old himers.

It's not always artificial intelligence. I have ancient intelligence.
cvxjet NOV 27, 10:48 PM
I might be getting Alzheimer's....But I can't reNember what it is....

Below is a joke I came up with approx' 12 years ago;

Old man and young man sitting on a park bench...

Old man gets done talking on cellphone and says "Dang it!!!"

Young man asks "What's wrong, pops?"

Old man "Every time I call about the problems I'm having with the new healthcare system, they tell me I should have gone to Asia when I was young!"

Young man "What the heck are they saying to you?!"

Old man "I don't know- all kinds of technical jargon- But they keep saying something about 'Youth in Asia'..." (Think about it)

[This message has been edited by cvxjet (edited 11-27-2025).]

cliffw DEC 05, 10:32 AM
A group of scientists thought they knew how to create a man. They told God that they could. God said "show me".

So the scientists started with building a pile of dirt from which to make their creation.

God said "that's not how it's done. First you have to make your own dirt".