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jetman
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NOV 03, 09:32 PM
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Yup, I'm at it again,,,,,,,so here goes. Moe,,,,"Enraptured"
Larry,,,,"Enlightened"
Curly,,,,"Embalmed" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,,,"Delighted"
Larry,,,,, "Devastated"
Curly,,,,"Dilapidated" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Shemp,,,,,"Powdered bacon ... what'll they think of next?" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe ,,,,"Do you lunkheads know what this stuff is for?!"
Larry,,,,"It's a polish"
Curly,,,,"It's a cleaner"
Moe,,,,,"Its for sale,,,,now get selling it" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Gentleman,,,,,"I quit".
Moe,,,,"You can't quit"
Gentleman,,,,,"And why not?!"
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired"!
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him"
Moe,,,,,"And why not?!"
Curly,,,,,"He quit"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Shemp,,,,"Married or happy?" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,,"You hit Santa Claus eh?!,,,,just for that,,,no toys!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,"What's that thing for?"
Larry,,,,"You never can tell, we might meet up with a bear"
Moe,,,,,"Yeah,,, meet my bare hand"!,,,,,,SMACK Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,,"We're not ordinary people,,,,,we're morons"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,, "What's your name"...
Larry,,,,"And your address"…
Curly,,,,,"And what's more important, what's your phone number!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,,"Press"
Larry,,,,"Press"
Curly,,,,"Pull,,,,,,nyuk nyuk nyuk" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,,,,"It's tremendous"
Larry,,,," It's colossal"
Shemp,,,"It's putrid!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,"Hey, what does your watch say?"
Shemp,,,,"It don't say anything, you gotta look at it" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,,"Hey, this stuff's taking the paint off!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe to Curly,,,,"Hey, what are you smoking,,, an inner tube?" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Big lady,,,,"Won't you be my boyfriend,,,you'll like me after we get aquatinted, I grow on people".
Curly,,,,,"So do warts"! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Gentleman,,,,"Are you members of the press"?
Curly,,,,,"I used to be,,,but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"Something hit me in the head,,,is there a bullet hole there?"
Moe,,,,,"No bullet's going through that skull". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Man,,,,,"Hey whats behind those drapes?"
Curly,,,"The back of the drapes". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"Don't get excited,,,,you can still use it as a cheese knife". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Executioner,,,,"You can be burned at the stake or have your heads cut off."
Curly,,,,,"I'll be burned at the stake".
Moe, Larry,,,,"What?!!!"
Curly,,,,,"Everyone knows that a hot 'steak' is better than a cold 'chop' !" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,"Are you going to eat that (entire chicken) alone"?
Larry,,,,"No, maybe if I wait, I'll get potatoes!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"I'm a victim of circumstance". Ok everyone thats it for now, I hope that I put a smile on someones face with all this non-sence that I've typed up here.
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jetman
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DEC 04, 03:03 AM
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| quote | | Originally posted by fierogirls-mom: Did they have an all day Three Stooges Marathon today? |
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Ask and you shall recieve,,,,,,,nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
THREE STOOGES FESTIVAL 12/31 New Year's Eve12PM ......THREE MISSING LINKS (1938 )
12:25PM ......DIZZY DETECTIVES (1943)
12:45PM ......HALF-WITS HOLIDAY (1947)
1:10PM .......SOME MORE OF SAMOA (1941)
1:30PM ......PARDON MY SCOTCH (1935)
1:55PM ......HOI POLLOI (1935)
2:15PM ......SOCK-A-BYE BABY (1942)
2:40PM ......GOOFS AND SADDLES (1937)
3PM ......A PAIN IN THE PULLMAN (1936)
3:25PM ......SLIPPERY SILKS (1936)
3:45PM ......THREE SAPPY PEOPLE (1939)
4:10PM ......THREE LITTLE PIRATES (1946)
4:30PM ......NUTTY BUT NICE (1940)
4:55PM ......HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS (1936)
5:15PM ......IDIOTS DELUXE (1945)
5:40PM ......IF A BODY MEETS A BODY (1945)
6PM ......SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)
6:25PM ......HORSES' COLLARS (1935)
6:45PM ......OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)
7:10PM ......A PLUMBING WE WILL GO (1940)
7:30PM .....TASSELS IN THE AIR (1938 )
7:50PM ......MICRO-PHONIES (1945)
8:10PM ......BOOBS IN ARMS (1940)
8:35PM ......GRIPS, GRUNTS AND GROANS (1937)
9PM ......AN ACHE IN EVERY STAKE (1941)
9:20PM .......THE THREE TROUBLEDOERS (1946)
9:40PM ......LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD (1942)
10:05PM ......VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY (1938 )
10:25PM ......YES, WE HAVE NO BONANZA (1939)
10:50PM ......THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS (1934)
11:10PM ......DISORDER IN THE COURT (1936)
11:30PM ......MEN IN BLACK (1934) Edit,,,,victim of circumstance, had to clean up the list a bit. [This message has been edited by jetman (edited 12-04-2004).]
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jetman
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DEC 31, 11:54 AM
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Time to crack open a "twelve pack of Curly's", nyuk nyuk nyuk. The all day Three Stooges Marathon is about to begin. Moe, Larry, Curly, the VCR, the VCR,,,,,whooo whooo whooo!!!! Its on AMC you lunkhead,,,, "boink, slap, bang" ,,,"Oh look you bent the chisel",,, Remind me to murder you later,,,,, I'll make a note of it, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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fierohoho
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DEC 31, 12:28 PM
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Notorio
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DEC 31, 04:07 PM
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Every women I know hates the Stooges. Are there any exceptions out there?
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Patrick
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DEC 31, 04:19 PM
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WingNut - MD
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DEC 31, 06:52 PM
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| quote | | Originally posted by Notorio: Every women I know hates the Stooges. Are there any exceptions out there? |
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I have myself a good woman. She enjoys watching the Stooges. She is not a fan, but she will watch them with me and she laughs.
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jetman
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DEC 31, 08:36 PM
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"I resemble that remark! nyuk nyuk nyuk." 8 hours into The Three stooges marathon and going strong on a Starbucks triple double latte coffee, oh my, need more stooges, need more stooges, whooo whooo whooo, calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard. "Are you insinuating?" "No, but I know all the words." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Please drop the vernacular",,,"But its a Derby" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Boys give him the anesthetic,,,,,boink" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "No wonder the plumbing don't work, the pipes are clogged with wire!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Hey, this stuffs taking the paint off!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "I'll have you shot at sunrise",,,,"You can't do that , we don't get up that early." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Yes, we have no banannaza" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Trapped like rats",,,,"Speak for yourself." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "Moe, Larry the cheese, the cheese!" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk "What are you taking a bath for?,,, It ain't Saturday night!" [This message has been edited by jetman (edited 01-08-2005).]
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jetman
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JAN 01, 10:28 AM
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Wow, what a great Three Stooges marathon! I now have 36 episodes over 12 hours on 7 VCR tapes and I used a brand new recorder to tape it all. I printed the episode listing out and I made labels out of that for the tapes for a real professional look. I always notice something new when I watch The Three Stooges.
In the pie fight, "Hoi Polloi", the most amazing scene was where the butler has a dainty little tray balanced on his fingertips with a small drink. He announces to the lady, "your drink Madam" at which instant, he gets slammed by a pie in the face, full force which snaps his neck back with whiplash velocity! Not only does he remember his line, "pardon me Madam", but he doesn't spill a drop. Amazing, simply amazing! Curly,,,"I'm Curly Q. Link."
Man,,,,,"Oh, you're the missing Link?"
Curly,,,,"No, I'm the found Link." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,"Did you ever hear the song snow, snow, beautiful snow?"
Lady,,,,,"Did you write that?"
Curly,,,,,"No, I shoveled it." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"Yes we have no bananza"
Moe,,,,,"But we've got plenty of bricks!" bonk crash smash Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Sign on lawyers door,,,,,"Nill, Null and Void" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"Me coming home from a hot days work, I whistle for the wife and the dog comes out." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Moe,,,,,"This coffee tastes like paint". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,"Every time I hear that weasel tune, something inside me snaps and everything goes black" Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Knight,,,,,"Gentlemen, the Queen requests your presence."
Curly,,,,,,,"We have no presents,,,all the stores were closed". Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Larry,,,,,"That Mr. Dill sure has us in a pickle." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk Curly,,,,,"Oh look, a gold nugget shaped like a tooth."
Larry,,,,,"Oh boy solid gold."
Moe,,,,,"Yeah and 14 carrots."
Curly,,,,,,"Carrots? That don't look like a vegetable to me."
Moe,,,,,,,"I'll give you a califlower ear.",,,,smack boink. Just thinking to myself,,,Its illegal for me to have just one little firecracker but those dopes always seem to get their hands on cases of dynamite! "jetman now sets down the remote and slowly backs away from the VCR with tears of laughter." [This message has been edited by jetman (edited 01-08-2005).]
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JT6666
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JAN 02, 01:32 AM
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I am in amazement that of all the celebrities from the 1930s, the only ones who are still a part of contemporary pop culture are Curly and Popeye.
Oh S---! Hope I didn't get the Jetman started on a Popeye marathon!BTW- Mel Gibson is a huge Stooges fan, and usually worked a Stooges reference into all his movies. Didn't see one in THE PASSION though.
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